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#21 Cy Mitchell

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:16 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 01 April 2016 - 11:37 AM, said:

FTFY


Just cause you can't make it work, don't make it bad, chief. First place to look if something fails, is always in the mirror.


Would not even be the slightest bit interested in trying. And I like what I see in my mirror, thank you! Posted Image

#22 MischiefSC

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:21 PM

I like screenshots being bound to alt-F4.

Was a really funny set of patch notes.

#23 Thunderbird Anthares

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:21 PM

loving the upcoming changes, but PGI screwed up again - they forgot to give the Highlander a sword, so im gonna ask for a refund

good stuff tho, gave me a giggle Posted Image

#24 DAYLEET

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 02:54 PM

A joke can be too long. Did anyone read the whole thing or just skip between the description of everything? Should have went with just the hero or just the map.

#25 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 03:01 PM

View PostRampage, on 01 April 2016 - 02:16 PM, said:


Would not even be the slightest bit interested in trying. And I like what I see in my mirror, thank you! Posted Image

then don't hate bruh, just cuz ya can't appreciate, for shizzle mah nizzle.

#26 JediPanther

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 03:06 PM

Terra Therma: In order to win in any game mode players must now band together to vanquish the Pteratherma, a prehistoric lava-spewing terror of the skies.

Finally a decent game mode.

#27 Satan n stuff

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 03:30 PM

View PostJediPanther, on 01 April 2016 - 03:06 PM, said:

Terra Therma: In order to win in any game mode players must now band together to vanquish the Pteratherma, a prehistoric lava-spewing terror of the skies.

Finally a decent game mode.
It's a clanner's natural predator, it gets in your face and strikes with great heat.

#28 Chuanhao

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:26 PM

I was just about to start clearing space on the hard disk and thinking that Bishop would be so happy with deputy dawg

But it was a good one.

Waiting for Town Hall to Start. Needing to hear what the new clan omnipack going to be. twisting fingers hoping that Mad Cat MK2 will appear (Dont like Kingfisher or Turkina)

#29 MeiSooHaityu

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:32 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 01 April 2016 - 11:36 AM, said:

I like it!!!!! (I think Paul just took a shot at me... Pretty sure Rus is not possessed of enough of a sense of humor to have come up with that.... Posted Image )


It's about time they put Deputy Do....ermmm Police Pooch into the game :D

#30 Ted Wayz

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:41 PM

No mention of CW improvements.

Just saying.

#31 Unreliable Mercenary

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:44 PM

• Twerking Urbie (Standing Item)

I need this

Edited by Owen Miller, 01 April 2016 - 04:44 PM.


#32 El Bandito

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:47 PM

View PostGrimRiver, on 01 April 2016 - 01:50 PM, said:

"Twerking urbie" Make it happen PGI lol


View PostOwen Miller, on 01 April 2016 - 04:44 PM, said:

• Twerking Urbie (Standing Item)

I need this



Nah, Urbie doesn't have an arse worth looking at. Twerking Atlas on the other hand, would be so much sexier. Posted Image

Edited by El Bandito, 01 April 2016 - 04:48 PM.


#33 Groutknoll

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:50 PM

View PostOwen Miller, on 01 April 2016 - 04:44 PM, said:

• Twerking Urbie (Standing Item)

I need this

something like this?



#34 Sigilum Sanctum

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:55 PM

I got a great laugh out of this.

#35 Mazzyplz

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 04:57 PM

enhanced imaging... why do you mock me so, pgi?

http://mwomercs.com/...lance-modifier/

#36 Exilyth

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 05:37 PM

Urbie hero... y u no has 8 ballistic slots in each arm for the 16 mg build? Posted Image
(which would ofc still underperform horribly)

#37 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 07:01 PM

View PostEl Bandito, on 01 April 2016 - 04:47 PM, said:





Nah, Urbie doesn't have an arse worth looking at. Twerking Atlas on the other hand, would be so much sexier. Posted Image

ah but therein lies the joke... Urbie Twerk, Miley Twerk... neither one has butt or is remotely sexy.....

View PostSigilum Sanctum, on 01 April 2016 - 04:55 PM, said:

I got a great laugh out of this.

ditto. Told Tina to pass on my appreciation to the Dev Crew... it's pretty funny getting singled out to be trolled. Posted Image

#38 Sigilum Sanctum

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 07:02 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 01 April 2016 - 07:01 PM, said:

ah but therein lies the joke... Urbie Twerk, Miley Twerk... neither one has butt or is remotely sexy.....


ditto. Told Tina to pass on my appreciation to the Dev Crew... it's pretty funny getting singled out to be trolled. Posted Image


The Executioner now runs on copious amounts of eucalyptus leaves. I cannot, I lost my **** at work and people were staring.

#39 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 07:03 PM

View PostSigilum Sanctum, on 01 April 2016 - 07:02 PM, said:


The Executioner now runs on copious amounts of eucalyptus leaves. I cannot, I lost my **** at work and people were staring.

Yeah that was one of my favorites. The Wolverine Stuff was low hanging fruit, but Exe was funny.

#40 GrimRiver

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Posted 01 April 2016 - 07:14 PM

View PostBishop Steiner, on 01 April 2016 - 07:01 PM, said:

ah but therein lies the joke... Urbie Twerk, Miley Twerk... neither one has butt or is remotely sexy.....


ditto. Told Tina to pass on my appreciation to the Dev Crew... it's pretty funny getting singled out to be trolled. Posted Image

Somebody got the joke, the irony in it about urbie and miley twerking when they have no rear to twerk.

But miley was pretty cute before she cut her hair and her sane switch flipped off.





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