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#1 Dread Render

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:19 PM

...Drinking Whiskey when I Play.
I'm level three and even at this anything can happen level its so competitive that I feel my ability is reduced even after one shot.
After the third shot I'm actually doing so bad I end up apologizing to my team for doing so poorly.
well, I repent my Mech Brothers.
I will stick to beer while I play MWO.

I'll save the hard stuff for Diablo III where I can kick *** in Hard mode even after the 4th shot.

So look out red Doritos... I'll be sober and on the spot.

P.S. Sorry Can I haz you stuffz guys, I'm just digging in deeper ;-)
also, Sure wish I could buy a Mad Dog master pack damn IT!!!

#2 Romeo Deluxe

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:25 PM

Can I haz your whiskey?

#3 Dread Render

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:27 PM

View PostRomeo Deluxe, on 08 April 2016 - 12:25 PM, said:

Can I haz your whiskey?


LOL... Thanks for the laugh.

and um, NO!

#4 DarkMetalBlade

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:31 PM

This is why I don't touch alcohol, ladies & gentlemen.

#5 Monodominant

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:33 PM

You aren't supposed to touch it. You're supposed to drink it.

Edited by Monodominant, 08 April 2016 - 12:34 PM.


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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:38 PM

I quit drinking for a week last month; WORST MATCHES EVER.

Now that that I'm drinking again, my matches are better.

It's science.

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#7 Khereg

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:39 PM

View PostDarkMetalBlade, on 08 April 2016 - 12:31 PM, said:

This is why I don't touch alcohol, ladies & gentlemen.



Well, I don't touch the gentlemen, but the other two are fair game.

/Oxford commas save lives

Edited by Khereg, 08 April 2016 - 12:59 PM.


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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:42 PM

Blurry drunk eyes help focus through lrm or ballistics spamming your cockpit :P

#9 Revis Volek

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:43 PM

View PostRender, on 08 April 2016 - 12:19 PM, said:

...Drinking Whiskey when I Play.




nobody likes a quitter....sounds like you just need to Drink MOAR whiskey before you play.

Get rid of those inhibitions and F*%ks real quick.

Edited by Revis Volek, 08 April 2016 - 12:43 PM.


#10 Dread Render

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:46 PM

View PostDeath Proof, on 08 April 2016 - 12:38 PM, said:

I quit drinking for a week last month; WORST MATCHES EVER.

Now that that I'm drinking again, my matches are better.

It's science.

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well I think that would be a factor of What you are drinking...
Beer just loosens me up a bit and I can play fine, maybe a bit better even.
The Whiskey is to much like a drug. I get high to fast and end up charging the enemy team solo... and that's that.

#11 Astrocanis

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:46 PM

View PostRender, on 08 April 2016 - 12:19 PM, said:

...Drinking Whiskey when I Play.
I'm level three and even at this anything can happen level its so competitive that I feel my ability is reduced even after one shot.
After the third shot I'm actually doing so bad I end up apologizing to my team for doing so poorly.
well, I repent my Mech Brothers.
I will stick to beer while I play MWO.

I'll save the hard stuff for Diablo III where I can kick *** in Hard mode even after the 4th shot.

So look out red Doritos... I'll be sober and on the spot.

P.S. Sorry Can I haz you stuffz guys, I'm just digging in deeper ;-)
also, Sure wish I could buy a Mad Dog master pack damn IT!!!


Ok - I've just decided to quit playing sober.

Night before last I'm the last one alive on Canyon Domination and some idiot is talking smack to me the whole game. I finally die and his comment was "YOU SUCK!". I didn't respond to him. I had 3 kills 813 damage. He had 0, 0 and 84.

Life's too short to face this crap sober.

#12 Dread Render

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 12:48 PM

View PostAstrocanis, on 08 April 2016 - 12:46 PM, said:


Ok - I've just decided to quit playing sober.

Night before last I'm the last one alive on Canyon Domination and some idiot is talking smack to me the whole game. I finally die and his comment was "YOU SUCK!". I didn't respond to him. I had 3 kills 813 damage. He had 0, 0 and 84.

Life's too short to face this crap sober.


You have a good point there... but that's what the beer is for ;-)

I am sorry to hear you got a heckler... maybe he was drunk and confused you with someone else.

Edited by Render, 08 April 2016 - 01:06 PM.


#13 C E Dwyer

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 01:03 PM

thing is if you drink you might not play as well, but you don't give two craps

#14 GrimRiver

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 01:06 PM

I'm a 80% accuracy kind of person but when I hit the booze and get a little tipsy
I somehow stumble around in game at the right time, at the right place and do better
then if I was sober.

And when I'm buzzed I care less about how I do but end up doing better then sober, ironic. lol

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 01:06 PM

Drunkwarrior Online.

Berractor, online.

Sensors, offline.

Beer can systems, online.

all functioning systems un-nominal.

#16 MeanFacedJohnny

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 01:13 PM

View PostRender, on 08 April 2016 - 12:46 PM, said:



well I think that would be a factor of What you are drinking...
Beer just loosens me up a bit and I can play fine, maybe a bit better even.
The Whiskey is to much like a drug. I get high to fast and end up charging the enemy team solo... and that's that.

HAHAHAHAHA That is when I know I've drank too much. I always hit a point where I'm on the top of my game. Then 2-3 beers later, I find myself rushing headfirst into the entire enemy team over and over again. That is my sign to quit playing. After one more beer and a couple more games...

#17 AztecD

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 01:15 PM

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#18 Narcissistic Martyr

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 02:55 PM

Let me present a compromise.

Drink whisky that costs 4x as much and choose to drink 1/4th as much.

#19 Dread Render

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 03:12 PM

View PostNarcissistic Martyr, on 08 April 2016 - 02:55 PM, said:

Let me present a compromise.

Drink whisky that costs 4x as much and choose to drink 1/4th as much.



LOL... umm... Yes I do think that is how it should work... if you can do it.
for me the beer just slows down the alcohol blood level increase over time.

Edited by Render, 08 April 2016 - 03:13 PM.


#20 SecretMantis

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Posted 08 April 2016 - 03:12 PM

Honestly, drinking helps me keep my cool more and I tend to rage less at craptastic pugs.





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