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[Dashia]

Hey you. yes you. Do you hate being hit by annoying AC fire. Do you run a paper thin light or the Op trash can but are just to slow and not enough defense?

Wellllllllllll there is great news!!!!!

New armor from the new company MAG ARMOR.

Our revolutionary armor use state of the art magnetic alloys in a revers polarity.
this in genuineness design effectively slows down the velocity of incoming AC rounds cutting damage in half.

( dubstep music and awesome kick *** short clip of AC rounds bouncing off Urbie god.)

AC 2? gone. AC 5 now AC2 AC10 ha just a 5. AC20 Guass? honestly those are still going to hurt like a B****.

SO stop wasting money on bad products like fiber armor and upgrade today to ( explosion sounds and deep action voice) MAG ARMOR!!!!!!










(Waring mag armor is extremely heavy and expensive. Only use for heavy or above rate classes. The 9000 DD batteries needed for function are not included)

[SteelBruiser]

Please, take my c-bills now! I can buy a Vindicator to carry the batteries.

[Narcissistic Martyr]

*twitch* no... no... I won't fly off the handle... I won't... it's just a joke...

GAHHHHHH!

BULLETS AREN'T FERRO MAGNETIC! (except Gauss)

[Dashia]

STEEL thank you for your dedication to purchase MAG ARMOR. Shipment will arrive in 2-3 (enter time here).


MArtyr Sir we at MAG ARMOR value your input but would greatly appreciate if you would stop spreading lies and slander about our wonderful product and its many benefits.

[Rhaythe]

I was just like you once. I kept finding myself inundated by AC fire. That is, until I got MAG ARMOR™. Now, my Locust thinks those pesky AC rounds tickle! Thanks, MAG ARMOR™!