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[ScoutMaster]

*The timer when a faction play match is about to start is now reduced to 20 seconds.*

*When attempting to edit your dropdeck, only invalid mechs and trial mechs will appear*


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[Johnny Z]

*Queues will be split into 3 parts instead of 2. Unit, none unit and steering wheel.*

[ScoutMaster]

*Scout mission mech selection will be done by logging on the MWO website via internet explorer, it will also have to correspond to the 3rd mech from the right of your invasion dropdeck.*

*After a successful scouting mission, your invasion drop deck will be changed to 4 pictures of Ben Affleck.*

[CDLord HHGD]

What's the point of this misleading thread again?

[TLBFestus]

Humor.

You should try it.

Love the "Ben Afleck" one!

Edited by TLBFestus, 21 April 2016 - 09:57 AM.

[Felicitatem Parco]

*Matt Damon will be receiving a +30% presence quirk whenever Ben Afleck is mentioned

[CDLord HHGD]

TLBFestus, on 21 April 2016 - 09:57 AM, said:

Humor.

You should try it.

Love the "Ben Afleck" one!

Hard to find humor when a real hot fix is desperately needed... PSA: If you switch from Scouting to Invasion and vice versa, you're gonna have a bad time....

[Narcissistic Martyr]

Johnny Z, on 21 April 2016 - 04:24 AM, said:

*Queues will be split into 3 parts instead of 2. Unit, none unit and steering wheel.*

I'd love to have a queue where using my joystick isn't a death sentence...

[RF Greywolf]

CD LoreHammer Lord, on 21 April 2016 - 10:00 AM, said:

Hard to find humor when a real hot fix is desperately needed...

PSA:

FTFY

It's the humor that allows us to get through the pain of what's happening. Laughter is the only thing that some people have left.

[Felicitatem Parco]

RF Greywolf, on 21 April 2016 - 10:07 AM, said:

FTFY

It's the humor that allows us to get through the pain of what's happening. Laughter is the only thing that some people have left.

Well, *some* of us do have alcohol, too.

[sycocys]

CD LoreHammer Lord, on 21 April 2016 - 10:00 AM, said:

Hard to find humor when a real hot fix is desperately needed...

Hotfix is needed, but what was needed more was for PGI to actually test this stuff out and not patch it into the game in such a terrible state.

So now we laugh at them and the situation together.

[Blue Boutique]

"You haved been waylaid and must defend yourself" plays whenever a scouting mission against the clans has started.

[Felicitatem Parco]

* when intitaing a scouting mission drop, you will only be allowed to choose Farmer or Carpenter class. Banker-class is not allowed in Scouting mode.

[Barantor]

Prosperity Park, on 21 April 2016 - 09:59 AM, said:

*Matt Damon will be receiving a +30% presence quirk whenever Ben Afleck is mentioned

I heard it boosts to +40% if you have a mech named Martha or tweet #Marthasaves on twitter.

[Felicitatem Parco]

*Tweets will experience a -15% viewership if Prosperity Park is involved.

[cazidin]

Flamer Range increased by 10%.

All IS range quirks have been reduced to 5% on average to compensate for this buff.

[TLBFestus]

Why are people STILL acting surprised and getting upset when PGI issues an patch and they need to issue a HOTFIX or HOTFIXES shortly thereafter? Are you always shocked when the traffic lights change too?

It's practically "Standard Operating Procedure" people. It's a darned PILLAR of the game. It's something we can count on.

[Cy Mitchell]

TLBFestus, on 21 April 2016 - 12:24 PM, said:

Why are people STILL acting surprised and getting upset when PGI issues an patch and they need to issue a HOTFIX or HOTFIXES shortly thereafter? Are you always shocked when the traffic lights change too?

It's practically "Standard Operating Procedure" people. It's a darned PILLAR of the game. It's something we can count on.

I see this in most the PC games I have played in the last few years. PGI does not have an exclusive on it. Apparently no one has the budget for QC testers any more.

[FupDup]

Long Tom radius increased to 600 meters.
Long Tom damage increased to 900.
Long Tom damage no longer has linear falloff from the center point.
Long Toms now drop every 30 seconds.