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[GreyNovember]

Did anyone else make the connection that the Kingfisher seemed like a pretty typical MWO Assault pilot?

i.e. " YARR, STAY IN FRONT OF ME MECH WHILE I BLOW YOU TO PIECES, I'M AN ASSAULT", and then covering it up with notions of honorable combat?

[Gas Guzzler]

GreyNovember, on 26 April 2016 - 07:05 PM, said:

Did anyone else make the connection that the Kingfisher seemed like a pretty typical MWO Assault pilot?

i.e. " YARR, STAY IN FRONT OF ME MECH WHILE I BLOW YOU TO PIECES, I'M AN ASSAULT", and then covering it up with notions of honorable combat?

Its well known that the Clanner's notion of "oh this is dishonorable" is simply bitching about being out fought.

The real rule is that victory is paramount, everything else is secondary.

[dervishx5]

Gas Guzzler, on 26 April 2016 - 08:08 PM, said:

Its well known that the Clanner's notion of "oh this is dishonorable" is simply bitching about being out fought.

The real rule is that victory is paramount, everything else is secondary.

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"TYPICAL DEZGRA WOLF THINKING, FREEBIRTH. WHERE IS THE HONOR IN DEFEATING A WORTHY OPPONENT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY? WHERE IS THE GLORY TO BE FOUND IN A KILL DONE THROUGH NO EFFORT? IF THE GREAT FOUNDER HAD WISHED US TO DEFEAT OUR ENEMIES AS EASILY AS POSSIBLE, WOULD HE HAVE NOT PROVIDED US WITH THERMONUCLEAR WARHEADS INSTEAD OF BATTLEMECHS? IT IS CLEAR TO ME YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A TRUE WARRIOR OF THE CLANS. THEN AGAIN I SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED BY THE COWARDICE DISPLAYED BY SURAT-BRED FREEBIRTH SCUM SUCH AS YOURSELF."

Edited by dervishx5, 26 April 2016 - 11:50 PM.

[Alistair Winter]

I think this sort of lore helps to explain the group of players I like to call "bro-ssaults". Guys who came to MWO to play assault mechs, expecting to be gods among men and insist on playing the game like that, only to be rather upset and disillusioned when it doesn't work.

I didn't read the little story. Did the Kingfisher pilot rage-eject and then start a thread on the Clan hyper-forum about OP medium mechs?

[dervishx5]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 12:19 AM, said:

Enough of your toying Nicolai

No one actually cares about honor. Hence your existence.

"Ah. Star Colonel Kristen Redmond. I had not realized that the Khan authorized solahma warriors to use this channel. Perhaps your mind is as sharp as your eyesight!"

[Funkin Disher]

i need more likes.

[dervishx5]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 12:33 AM, said:

''Star Colonel Malthus. I had not realized the Khan had authorized Labor caste here. Perhaps your rank isn't just symbolic."

"Oh for the love of... Will one of you just come down here and invade already? Blake's Blood, in the time you've spent arguing the Second Star League has formed, destroyed the clans, fallen, and been reborn as the Third Transfer."

[dervishx5]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 12:43 AM, said:

"AND THEY ARE JUST AS OBSOLETE AND USELESS AS EVER SCHOOLBOY!"

"But I helped form it by defeating the Word of Blake..."

[Sniper09121986]

"WTF AM I READING?.."

[Shredhead]

Don't worry boys, I'm here! I'm important!

Edited by Shredhead, 27 April 2016 - 03:07 AM.

[Sniper09121986]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 03:01 AM, said:

"Quiet Pytor. And center your text like a good Clansman."

[Shredhead]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 03:10 AM, said:

The Amazingly sexy Natalie Breen is not impressed by comic sans.

I declare this font being called Davion Suns! Now you may leave, peasant!

[Shredhead]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 03:23 AM, said:

"THE GREAT KERENSKY DECLARES COMIC SANS TO DEFINITELY BE WORTHY OF THE DAVIONS AS THEY ARE COMEDIC MARY SUES."

Fine, we can call it Federated Suns. Oh, is that a Mycosia?

[reign]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 03:23 AM, said:

"THE GREAT KERENSKY DECLARES COMIC SANS TO DEFINITELY BE WORTHY OF THE DAVIONS AS THEY ARE COMEDIC MARY SUES."

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Did Someone Ask For Thermal Nuke Warfare!!! Since the Fall of the Second Star League has happened, I have arrived to deliver You All To Hell!!!!

[reign]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 03:33 AM, said:

ALEXANDER KERENSKY LAUGHS AT THE FEDERATED FANG OF THE SUN DOUGRAMS

Send Out Our Secret Weapons!!!

Edited by reign, 27 April 2016 - 03:42 AM.

[dervishx5]

"Ladies."

[Gas Guzzler]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 April 2016 - 03:10 AM, said:

The Amazingly sexy Natalie Breen is not impressed by comic sans.

"Whatever, scrub."

[dervishx5]

Gas Guzzler, on 27 April 2016 - 01:49 PM, said:

"Whatever, scrub."

"Marthe, I..."

Edited by dervishx5, 27 April 2016 - 06:31 PM.

[Davers]

Thread is 10/10 would read again.

[Moldur]

Good thread.