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#1 BabyCakes666

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 02:10 PM

iv been showing every one my wang this week and boy has it been fun



i've been terrorizing the local pugs and HHODs with it

#2 AztecD

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 02:14 PM

i love it when pesky light pilots get hammered

#3 Satan n stuff

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 02:18 PM

View PostBabyCakes666, on 09 May 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:


Good job fighting a small brawl in a Solaris showboat mech, maybe you'll graduate to military machines and actual heavy combat some day. ;)

#4 TLBFestus

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 03:28 PM

Conventional wisdom says that if you play with your Wang too much you can go blind.















(Sorry, but someone was gonna say it)

#5 oldradagast

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 03:37 PM

View PostTLBFestus, on 09 May 2016 - 03:28 PM, said:

Conventional wisdom says that if you play with your Wang too much you can go blind.


(Sorry, but someone was gonna say it)


Ah, like the old vanishing HUD bug! Posted Image

#6 BabyCakes666

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 03:38 PM

View PostTLBFestus, on 09 May 2016 - 03:28 PM, said:

Conventional wisdom says that if you play with your Wang too much you can go blind.















(Sorry, but someone was gonna say it)


im never going to stop playing with it i love it to much atm

ps.im make more vids :P

#7 Slough Feg-Lo-Wang

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 05:41 PM

Nice to see another Yen-Lo user. I have logged just over 75 hours using my Wang.

Poor poor lights. I love getting those pesky Oxides after they decide to swarm a heavy, and fail to realize back up is on it's way at 103kph.

Until two nights ago, it was just about the only mech I piloted for over three months of logged in time.

I have no cares that it isn't considered a high tier competitive mech. This Tier 1 scrub makes it functinal.

Edited by The Lord Weird Slough Feg, 09 May 2016 - 05:48 PM.


#8 Bud Crue

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 05:49 PM

View PostThe Lord Weird Slough ***, on 09 May 2016 - 05:41 PM, said:

I have logged just over 75 hours using my Wang.



Geez dude, take it easy. You'll go blind if you keep carrying on like that...or so I've heard.

#9 XxXAbsolutZeroXxX

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 05:55 PM

View PostBabyCakes666, on 09 May 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:

i've been terrorizing HHODs with it


Those headhunters of davion wanted to hunt heads but they got low wanged instead.

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#10 Felio

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 05:59 PM

Oh, man, I have to take my wang out again. I almost forgot I had it. Mine has more reach than yours, though.

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 06:17 PM

I was expecting something else based on the title, I am disappointed. Posted Image
Good video, tho I'm more of an assault kinda guy myself.

#12 Davegt27

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 07:25 PM


OP If you show up on the battle field with a Wang against storm crows you will get your butt kicked

You need either a 4 man team or a 55 ton IS Mech to even stand a chance

The other option is to drop in a light and just run


#13 Slough Feg-Lo-Wang

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 07:51 PM

Streak Crows are the only thing I fear. I run like a sissy being spanked.


View PostDavegt27, on 09 May 2016 - 07:25 PM, said:

OP If you show up on the battle field with a Wang against storm crows you will get your butt kicked

You need either a 4 man team or a 55 ton IS Mech to even stand a chance

The other option is to drop in a light and just run


#14 Fox With A Shotgun

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Posted 09 May 2016 - 07:54 PM

View PostFelio, on 09 May 2016 - 05:59 PM, said:

Oh, man, I have to take my wang out again. I almost forgot I had it. Mine has more reach than yours, though.


But I heard wangs don't have flexibility. There's only go big or go bust.

#15 BabyCakes666

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Posted 10 May 2016 - 01:47 AM

View PostDavegt27, on 09 May 2016 - 07:25 PM, said:

OP If you show up on the battle field with a Wang against storm crows you will get your butt kicked

You need either a 4 man team or a 55 ton IS Mech to even stand a chance

The other option is to drop in a light and just run


i will go crow hunting with my wang and i will bring back grow heads with it

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