

13 Good rules
Started by Jaxxon Steele, Jul 15 2012 01:40 PM
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#1
Posted 15 July 2012 - 01:40 PM
13 good rules to live by:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.
#2
Posted 15 July 2012 - 01:45 PM
I like 'em
#3
Posted 15 July 2012 - 01:49 PM
nice I recognize some original sun tzu here 
(with a bit of a twist, torso twist or course; what the most hot dance for mech warriors?
The TWIST)
*man that was bad*

(with a bit of a twist, torso twist or course; what the most hot dance for mech warriors?
The TWIST)
*man that was bad*

#4
Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:00 PM
Sounds like rules to live by... I shall keep them right next to "Murphy's Laws of War."
#5
Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:06 PM
#6
Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:13 PM
copypasta is copyed a lot....
#7
Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:19 PM
Hooah
#8
Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:22 PM
The foundation of any good doctrine is that you may ignore all other tenants of the doctrine if it is advantageous to do so.
#9
Posted 15 July 2012 - 02:30 PM
You should check out "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates" now known as "The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries"
for my personal favourite see my sig
for my personal favourite see my sig
Edited by Emo Otaku, 15 July 2012 - 02:31 PM.
#10
Posted 16 July 2012 - 03:20 PM
1. Never attend a gunfight without a knife - just not as your primary weapon.
2. A man is known by the qualities of his life, the fidelity of his friends and the nature of his enemies.
3. Be strong in attack, dogged in defense, magnanamous in victory , reolute in the face of adversity, and NEVER give up!
2. A man is known by the qualities of his life, the fidelity of his friends and the nature of his enemies.
3. Be strong in attack, dogged in defense, magnanamous in victory , reolute in the face of adversity, and NEVER give up!
#11
Posted 16 July 2012 - 04:42 PM
More than 13, but I live by them...
1. Be courteous, kind, and forgiving
2. Be gentle and peaceful each day
3. Be warm and human and grateful
And have a good thing to say
4. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
5. Be witty and happy and wise
6. Be honest and love all your neighbors
7. Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
8. Be sure to stop at stop signs
and drive fifty-five miles an hour
9. Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth
and when you get home get a master's degree in geology
10. Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
11. Be dull and boring and omnipresent
12. Criticize things you don't know about
13. Be oblong and have your knees removed
14. Put a live chicken in your underwear
15. Go into a closet and suck eggs
1. Be courteous, kind, and forgiving
2. Be gentle and peaceful each day
3. Be warm and human and grateful
And have a good thing to say
4. Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
5. Be witty and happy and wise
6. Be honest and love all your neighbors
7. Be obsequious, purple and clairvoyant
8. Be sure to stop at stop signs
and drive fifty-five miles an hour
9. Pick up hitchhikers foaming at the mouth
and when you get home get a master's degree in geology
10. Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
11. Be dull and boring and omnipresent
12. Criticize things you don't know about
13. Be oblong and have your knees removed
14. Put a live chicken in your underwear
15. Go into a closet and suck eggs
Edited by Bongo TauKat Talasko, 16 July 2012 - 04:42 PM.
#12
Posted 16 July 2012 - 04:49 PM
I'm for living by these rules.
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