"Today my Pretty Baby got stuck in the mud. I needed harpoons, winches and tow cables to free her. Talk about manning the harpoons."
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Things You Can Say About Your Mech, But Not Your Girlfriend.
Started by Domoneky, Jun 27 2016 10:22 AM
54 replies to this topic
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- Shredder
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- LocationInside the Mech that just fired LRM's at you
Posted 30 June 2016 - 01:11 PM
I think it's about time you get a paint job.
#23
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- Knight Errant
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Posted 06 July 2016 - 05:14 AM
-It takes three to master her.
-Wow, she'd got a rescale and still kept those torso structure quirks.
-Wow, she'd got a rescale and still kept those torso structure quirks.
#24
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Posted 06 July 2016 - 02:27 PM
She's so hot!
#26
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- Bridesmaid
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Posted 15 July 2016 - 09:42 AM
Cataclysm315, on 06 July 2016 - 02:27 PM, said:
She's so hot!
I dunno, is there anything more we can stick in her? I think I could handle something hotter.
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- Big Daddy
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Posted 16 July 2016 - 04:28 PM
Im gonna hop inside you and take you around the block.
Afterwards you get to sleep in the garage.
Afterwards you get to sleep in the garage.
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Posted 20 July 2016 - 04:52 AM
Sparks Murphey, on 15 July 2016 - 09:42 AM, said:
I dunno, is there anything more we can stick in her? I think I could handle something hotter.
That's how a true pro thinks *wipes tear from eye* I'm so proud!
#30
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- Bad Company
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Posted 20 July 2016 - 05:15 AM
When she heats up quick, I know it's gonna be a fun round.....wait, she always heats up quick!
#31
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- The 1 Percent
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Posted 20 July 2016 - 11:07 AM
This sucks, shes too hot!
- says no man ever.
- says no man ever.
#32
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- Ace Of Spades
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- LocationAiming for the flat top (B. Murray)
Posted 20 July 2016 - 12:46 PM
1. I am able to remove the head-mounted flamer.
Hey, we all know how women can be...we poor, poor men.
2. It is finally mastered
Hey, we all know how women can be...we poor, poor men.
2. It is finally mastered
Edited by Bush Hopper, 20 July 2016 - 12:52 PM.
#33
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- The 1 Percent
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- LocationOn The Map
Posted 20 July 2016 - 06:20 PM
I dont like her insides. Lets change'em out to make her weigh less
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Posted 20 July 2016 - 10:36 PM
That ER Large Laser won't fit into the head slot
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Posted 21 July 2016 - 08:43 AM
God I wish I could take all the fixed slots out of her.
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- Knight Errant
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Posted 21 July 2016 - 05:36 PM
I am......terror called the ghost of char...
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Posted 25 July 2016 - 07:08 AM
"Atleast she gets the job done."
"Runs kinda hot, but boy she packs a punch."
"My favorite to ride into battle!"
"Run her right into the middle of two big boys, spat out some hot lead, and high tailed it into some other big boys."
"At the end of the day, I can power her down and I know she'll be right where I left her the next morning."
"Runs kinda hot, but boy she packs a punch."
"My favorite to ride into battle!"
"Run her right into the middle of two big boys, spat out some hot lead, and high tailed it into some other big boys."
"At the end of the day, I can power her down and I know she'll be right where I left her the next morning."
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- The Serpent
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Posted 02 July 2017 - 05:20 PM
I accidentally blew her up - thank god I have countless others 
#39
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- Hero of Rasalhague
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- LocationRas Alhague Insane Asylum, most of the time in the pen where they lock up the Urbie pilots
Posted 02 July 2017 - 09:44 PM
"We're close baby,,, veeery close... Don't you jam now!"
"I can just strip her and use the gear on others"
"I can just strip her and use the gear on others"
Edited by Cyrilis, 02 July 2017 - 09:50 PM.
#40
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Posted 06 July 2017 - 02:37 PM
"Give me a moment, I gotta change out her guns."
"She may be big, she may be ugly, but man I love her."
"She may be big, she may be ugly, but man I love her."
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