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[SS4GOGETA]

There was a match where I did over 1K damage in my Kodiak, I guess you could say the enemy found me unbearable.

I was targeting an enemy with my Kodiak, but then another target came along, so I decided to bring my weapons to bear on him.

[dervishx5]

Really, is that the bearst you can do? I didn't even paws to laugh.

Edited by dervishx5, 16 July 2016 - 02:30 PM.

[SS4GOGETA]

Your criticism hurt somewhat. But I'll just grin and bear it.

[dervishx5]

No claws to get bent out of shape.

[Lily from animove]

only could bring one of a locust and a bear but that one would burst the forums age allowance.

[dervishx5]

Lily from animove, on 16 July 2016 - 02:51 PM, said:

only could bring one of a locust and a bear but that one would burst the forums age allowance.

I'd be surprised if someone under the age of 21 posted here. These forums are too polarizing and make for a grizzly spectacle.

[Bad Pun]

Did you see the reaction all the KDK-3 pilots had to the patch notes? They went ballistic!

[Alistair Winter]

Even after the nerf, the Kodiak still looks amazing. It's a real... fox!

Am I doing this right?

[Andi Nagasia]

Alistair Winter, on 16 July 2016 - 03:36 PM, said:

Even after the nerf, the Kodiak still looks amazing. It's a real... fox!

Am I doing this right?

the Lack of a Bear Pun, makes me Sad Panda,

[Bad Pun]

So, a Kodiak walks into a bar, it's gonna take them months to rebuild.

[EgoSlayer]

Man, these puns are unbearable...

[Gamuray]

dervishx5, on 16 July 2016 - 02:59 PM, said:

I'd be surprised if someone under the age of 21 posted here. These forums are too polarizing and make for a grizzly spectacle.

Paws and take your surprised breath. Now bear in mind the knowledge that those of 20 years old attend these forums!

[cazidin]

These puns are bearable.

[Brain Cancer]

We went through dozens of these asursine jokes on release.

[Tarl Cabot]

Brain Cancer, on 16 July 2016 - 06:04 PM, said:

We went through dozens of these asursine jokes on release.

We simply have to bear it again.

[Bad Pun]

So, what would you get by mixing the hero mechs of a Kodiak and an Atlas?
A Teddy Boar.


How does a Kodiak catch a Locust?
With its bear hands.


Two clans are playing together, the Kodiak gets focused down taking shots in its billboard of a CT. His friends step over the dead KDK and move on. The other clan says, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!". To which they reply, "oh, that's no lion, it's a bear."

Edited by Bad Pun, 16 July 2016 - 07:15 PM.