Sucker
2.
informal
a gullible or easily deceived person
Stop.
Stop trying to figure out numbers, chances, etc. Stop discussing to see if they are worth it.
It is the inherent logic of loot boxes, caches, crates&keys, etc. to not be worth it in the long run. That is why they exist. They wouldn't exist if they were worth it.
Nobody in the history of people trying to sell people things ever has said "I'll give you a better bargain if you're willing to gamble."
Do you really need numbers to tell you whether or not you are a gullible idiot if you are trying to get rare rewards out of caches?
I'll save you some time. You're a sucker if you buy into caches. Yes, everyone has some initial curiosities, but beyond that? Sucker. You buy what door to door salesmen sell you, you engage telemarketers in intelligent conversation, you give money to guys selling magazines for their trip to Costa Rica, you talk to the DishTV guy standing in the middle of the store, etc.
I have seen other forum-goers trying to do some charity work, and at least try to warn other to not be idiots, but man some of you guys are really adamant on "figuring out" these caches (read: paying idiot tax*.)
*thanks whoever mentioned that term
We do not need spreadsheets. We do not need a detailed expert opinion with pie charts and formulas.
It is a gamble, and you have an exceedingly poor chance of getting anything worthwhile. Accept it. Don't say "Well, they are worth it if..."
No. They aren't. You are free to gamble, but do not try to justify it to us. You are a sucker.
The end.
Edited by Moldur, 22 July 2016 - 10:24 AM.