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[Kalimaster]

How to get into trouble at church (not recommended) lol.

1. Wear a Diablo gaming T-shirt as your Sunday best.
2. When offered communion, ask if you can have Peanut Butter and Jelly on it.
3. Ask the choir of they take requests to do songs by Metallica.
4. When you go up for communion, have a can of cheese whiz at the ready to add a bit of flavor.
5. During the service when the congregation shouts Hallelujah, shout out a good old "Yee-Hah".

Yes I know, one of these days St. Peter is going to have a word to me about this post.

[ProfPyro]

Wow, only one post to bring out the self-righteous atheists. That's an academy record.

[Lily from animove]

Marack Drock the Unicorn Wizard, on 27 August 2016 - 07:51 AM, said:

The better thing to do is just ask the Pastor/Priest what physical evidence he has for the religion to be true.

Churches don't like people who think.

actually, the only correct thinking way of proofing that a theory is wrong is proofing that it is wrong. anything else is not scientific (and therefore the question would already proof not bein athinking man either). And that means you need to find an evidence that god does not exist.

[mogs01gt]

Lily from animove, on 27 August 2016 - 03:11 PM, said:

actually, the only correct thinking way of proofing that a theory is wrong is proofing that it is wrong. anything else is not scientific (and therefore the question would already proof not bein athinking man either). And that means you need to find an evidence that god does not exist.

LMAO no.

You cannot first assume something exists and then try to disprove it. That isnt how logic, reason, rational thinking or the scientific theory works.

https://en.wikipedia...ientific_theory

[Mole]

I've always kinda wanted to walk up to a priest looking all uncomfortable and then ask him "Father... is it okay to love Jesus... sexually...?"

[B0oN]

Just go in there, all fresh´n clean, wearing your most seducing pair of silk boxers and an angelic smile .

Done

[Kalimaster]

B0oN, on 01 September 2016 - 11:16 AM, said:

Just go in there, all fresh´n clean, wearing your most seducing pair of silk boxers and an angelic smile .

Done

LOL x10