Alistair Winter, on 07 September 2016 - 02:52 PM, said:
Pugs are like hobbits. You can learn everything there is to learn about them in a few dozen matches, and still be surprised after three years in the solo queue.
Also, they typically wander straight into Mordor without any kind of plan except charging Mount doom.
"But Mr. Frodo! there's a Gollum hero mech already up there and he's getting ready to attack me. let me back out of here already!"
"No samwise, go forward we have to destroy the ring!"
"Gaffer didn't raise me to just up and die on some mountain Mr. Frodo. run!"
"I can't sam, I promised Gandalf to do this.now get out of the way already."
"But mr. Frodo, Gandalf was a noob. he fell off the side of the mountain scouting and took out both his legs on the landing. what kind of scout is that? I mean at least have something with jump jets if you're to be climbing like that the gaffer always told me."
"Enough Sam- I feel the spirit of leeroy growing strong in me! PUSH dammit!"
<Gollum comes flying out of the cave smashing into sam, knocking him and Frodo back into each other making them making them warp into the lave where they promptly overheat and are killed. Gollum grabs their destroyed mechs for scavenging>
" my...MY...PRECIOUS!"