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#1 Kin3ticX

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 07:57 PM

You are neither ready or unready but always salty

#2 justcallme A S H

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Posted 14 September 2016 - 09:25 PM

The amount of annoyance it brings is phenomenal. No longer can you "ready up" and then go and cook dinner while you wait 10mins for a match/group to form.

Instead you have to farken sit there until every god damn person is in the group AND the group leader does not make the accident of clicking on another planet.

Such a pointless "feature".

Suppose it's "working as intended"

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 02:45 AM

View Postjustcallme A S H, on 14 September 2016 - 09:25 PM, said:

The amount of annoyance it brings is phenomenal. No longer can you "ready up" and then go and cook dinner while you wait 10mins for a match/group to form.

Instead you have to farken sit there until every god damn person is in the group AND the group leader does not make the accident of clicking on another planet.

Such a pointless "feature".

Suppose it's "working as intended"


this is why i keep a hot plate on my desk.

#4 justcallme A S H

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 03:56 AM

lol

#5 The Basilisk

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 04:10 AM

I think PGI misunderstood the term "customer retention"Posted Image

#6 Tom Sawyer

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 08:42 AM

PGI understands your wallet exists in a state of quantum flux. To help this PGI asks that you simply provide to them your bank account, social security number, and all credit cards numbers in your possession. They will then open Schroeder's box, insert your information, and carefully tie it to their corporate account for transfer. You need not even play the game anymore as the end goal of your money for nothing will be obtained.

#7 Kin3ticX

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Posted 15 September 2016 - 09:42 PM

I was literally screaming at people on TS3 because every time I went to get a drink or walk the lizard everything was MY FAULT

The only way I could comfort myself after experiencing Quantum Readiness Flux was to get two 10pc chicken nuggets for $5 at Mickey Dees.

Bernie was supposed to win

Edited by Kin3ticX, 15 September 2016 - 09:53 PM.


#8 Chuck Jager

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Posted 18 September 2016 - 11:07 PM

I can sit there for 15 min and see nothing and then leave to pee and the group leader clicks out and it is my fault for not readying up.

I want a txt message app that lets me know if our unit has dropped out of Q and let me ready up. I can manage to shake on my own, but I would spend MC on this feature if PGI implemented it.

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 11:14 AM

View PostChuck Jager, on 18 September 2016 - 11:07 PM, said:

I want a txt message app that lets me know if our unit has dropped out of Q and let me ready up. I can manage to shake on my own, but I would spend MC on this feature if PGI implemented it.


Hah, I did something close to this once, there's a TS mobile app that shows the players in the room and lights up an icon next to each name when they talk (a nice, cheap solution to not having two monitors), I used this to make sure no one was kicking up a fuss while in another room.

#10 Commander A9

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 11:20 AM

It's the reality of PGI's intent to enact information warfare.

Only this time, it bugs your entire game-playing experience!

Why don't they just make a virus that kills your boot.exe sector!? CCP did with EVE Online! XD

Edited by Commander A9, 19 September 2016 - 11:20 AM.


#11 Kin3ticX

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 01:30 PM

Its a fluke in the HPG network PGI is using.

Information cannot travel faster than light, but particles can be quantumly entangled to each other experience spooky action at a distance.

Ghost heat
Ghost readiness
PGI really likes spooky stuff

#12 Daidachi

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Posted 19 September 2016 - 08:07 PM

View PostKin3ticX, on 19 September 2016 - 01:30 PM, said:

Its a fluke in the HPG network PGI is using.

Information cannot travel faster than light, but particles can be quantumly entangled to each other experience spooky action at a distance.

Ghost heat
Ghost readiness
PGI really likes spooky stuff



Ghost twitter - shorthand, gwitter.

Not to be confused with a man with a lisp saying glitter.

#13 BattleBunny

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Posted 21 September 2016 - 01:18 AM

You guys might collapse the wave function and kill Russ's cat with these insights.

Edited by BattleBunny, 21 September 2016 - 01:22 AM.






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