My best worst match ever was the very first time I ever drove my AC20 Raven. I dropped on HPG and ran (waddled?) up to the middle with everybody else, went up the ramp like everybody else... and instantly died to an artillery headshot because, y'know, one point of head armor. I never even saw the enemy, and I'm pretty sure they never saw me either. Zero shots fired, zero damage done, zero doritos filled, just flaming hot death by magic red smoke. Even the guy who dropped the strike didn't know what happened at first.


When You Forget How To Mechwarrior
Started by Xephron, Oct 18 2016 08:31 AM
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#21
Posted 18 October 2016 - 01:13 PM
#22
Posted 18 October 2016 - 01:17 PM
WrathOfDeadguy, on 18 October 2016 - 01:13 PM, said:
My best worst match ever was the very first time I ever drove my AC20 Raven. I dropped on HPG and ran (waddled?) up to the middle with everybody else, went up the ramp like everybody else... and instantly died to an artillery headshot because, y'know, one point of head armor. I never even saw the enemy, and I'm pretty sure they never saw me either. Zero shots fired, zero damage done, zero doritos filled, just flaming hot death by magic red smoke. Even the guy who dropped the strike didn't know what happened at first.
That sounds like an accurate description of modern IRL warfare to me.
#23
Posted 18 October 2016 - 03:05 PM
Bandilly, on 18 October 2016 - 11:34 AM, said:
Pretty sure Locusts don't carry enough firepower to two shot a Kodiak, unless he caused a CT ammo explosion or something.
We're talking 6x small pulse usually which is 24 damage per attack. A Kodiak has 62 plus 15 from quirks internal structure, more than enough to soak two volleys even ignoring your rear armor.
If he's carrying gauss rifles then one alpha to each rear ST could do it.
#24
Posted 18 October 2016 - 03:22 PM
Bombast, on 18 October 2016 - 12:53 PM, said:
Could be worse. Here's what happens when you try to flank a Warhammer in an Urbanmech, apparently.

At least you got shot more then once.

At least you got shot more then once.
To be fair, It would help matters if you could actually move faster than the Warhammer. I forget how to play the game every time I play. Unfortunately, all it takes is me being able to remember my password.
#25
Posted 18 October 2016 - 04:43 PM
I've done worse.
- Getting conquest points confused.
- Countless brain-farts of heat mismanagement.
- Getting ahead of the team when push is called.
- Losing a leg to falling damage right in front of the enemy.
- Falling through the Crimson saddle into the hornet's nest.
- Giving up my scouting position by firing the wrong weapons.
- Chasing a mech twice my speed instead of locking it and calling for support.
Edited by Drenath, 18 October 2016 - 04:51 PM.
#26
Posted 19 October 2016 - 11:11 AM
Ok, you guyz, I found the best one. And it just happened:
Direstar oopsie on match startup.
Direstar oopsie on match startup.
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