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#1 Kalimaster

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Posted 20 October 2016 - 01:58 PM

I was told of this story from Arkansas. It seems that this week, a 19 year old man was dropped off at a bank by his room mate. He went into the bank, checked his account and gave the teller his name, address, and social security number. He goes out side, calls a cab, then goes back into the bank and robs it.

Mr. Not so Genius then gets into said cab with a GPS tracker and goes to a town called Bentonville (at least that what I thought it was called). Anyway, he goes there, and is dropped off at his next stop, to purchase a motorcycle, from a uniformed police officer. (I'm sure that a certain comedian at this point would say: "Here's your sign.").

Now about this time dispatch calls up the officers house and tells him about said bank robber. Still in uniform, the officer takes after the guy on said recently purchased motorcycle and arrests him.

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Posted 21 October 2016 - 12:45 PM

Hmm reminds me of an episode of world's dumbest. Errrm America's dumbest criminals. lol Had to look it up havent seen it in awhile.

Edited by Omaha, 21 October 2016 - 12:45 PM.


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Posted 25 October 2016 - 01:31 PM

The police are lucky the thief wasn't this guy, they'd probably wouldn't have caught him.







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