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[Jackal Noble]

Plain and simple
give me a rap
that doesn't look like this crap

about how a fast mech like the 'backer
hits the streets like a Bugatti
runs more gangs than John Gotti
brings in that cash green
makes all the ladies (s)cream

Money Money Money

JackalBeast, on 16 November 2016 - 12:38 PM, said:

I mean give me a decent and not half baked, ie creative, rap/rhyme and I will give said written rap artist a linebacker based on popular votes - likes. Whoever gets the most likes will likely get the backer from yours truly. Unless of course it's Blood Wolf, cuz come on. I'm kidding Blood Wolf, well mostly.

Kind of like the election, most votes win.

Edited by JackalBeast, 16 November 2016 - 01:56 PM.

[Bombast]

All this 'rapping' makes my head hurt, I tell you hwhat.

[Templar Dane]

my thoughts on rap
is that it's crap
excuse me while i fap
thinking about your mom's gap

[Jackal Noble]

I mean give me a decent and not half baked, ie creative, rap/rhyme and I will give said written rap artist a linebacker based on popular votes - likes. Whoever gets the most likes will likely get the backer from yours truly. Unless of course it's Blood Wolf, cuz come on. I'm kidding Blood Wolf, well mostly.

[1453 R]

There was once a 'Mech called the Linebacker
Released shortly before the Bushwacker
It had tons of 'go'
but not that much 'blow'
Because its designers were slackers

...yuk yuk yuk. I'll be here all week...because I never go anywhere else.

[Jackal Noble]

1453 R, on 16 November 2016 - 12:40 PM, said:

There was once a 'Mech called the Linebacker
Released shortly before the Bushwacker
It had tons of 'go'
but not that much 'blow'
Because its designers were slackers

...yuk yuk yuk. I'll be here all week...because I never go anywhere else.

Better, closer, warmer. fyi just intro is directed to ya man lol. bloody tenacious d.

Edited by JackalBeast, 16 November 2016 - 12:57 PM.

[Karmen Baric]

This mech aint no slacker
This here be the Linebacker

Its as fast as a goat
Jumping over a moat

Nah i kid you in jest
This thing is a bloody pest

Bam boom bomb
12 hits and your gone

Yeah thats right it aint got the power to fright
But damn them turns and spins keep going all night

Vroom vroom it goes fast down the centreline
The hero leading the charge called the Redline

Its minions in tow they all be lights
The Linebacker be first to all the fights

[Jackal Noble]

Karmen Baric, on 16 November 2016 - 12:56 PM, said:

This mech aint no slacker
This here be the Linebacker

Its as fast as a goat
Jumping over a moat

Nah i kid you in jest
This thing is a bloody pest

Bam boom bomb
12 hits and your gone

Yeah thats right it aint got the power to fright
But damn them turns and spins keep going all night

Vroom vroom it goes fast down the centreline
The hero leading the charge called the Redline

Its minions in tow they all be lights
The Linebacker be first to all the fights

Daaaaaaaayyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuummmmmm

[Bud Crue]

Redline was a hero to most but he never meant shi7 to me.
You see that sucker was straight up clanner simple and plain,
Mother f...k him and his bloodname.
You see I'm freeborn and I'm proud...

...ya got to fight the clanners that be.
Fight the clan. Ya got to fight the clanners tha be.


Sorry too hard to do a proper Public Enemy parody/tribute on my phone, but you get the idea.

[Baulven]

The linbacker is a fast little beast
Chasing you down every street,
Leaping and running around all them corners,
Watch your back it'll break you down shorter

It jukes, it weaves it turns on a dime,
It chases those lights with moves so sublime
It don't carry much but it pushes in quick
It's got the pop and go, it's moves are real sick,

It ain't the top shelf but it sounds like a blast
Stomping around and shooting at trash,
It courses it's way through the back alleys,
Moving to tick up it's damage talleys

So the linebacker is great,
Not quite first rate,
But surely enough,
To make IS irate

Edited by Baulven, 16 November 2016 - 01:36 PM.

[Jackal Noble]

Bud Crue, on 16 November 2016 - 01:33 PM, said:

Redline was a hero to most but he never meant shi7 to me.
You see that sucker was straight up clanner simple and plain,
Mother f...k him and his bloodname.
You see I'm freeborn and I'm proud...

...ya got to fight the clanners that be.
Fight the clan. Ya got to fight the clanners tha be.


Sorry too hard to do a proper Public Enemy parody/tribute on my phone, but you get the idea.

haha just saw that you're from Minnesota

[Tiger Dad]

Ode to the Linebacker

MOAR CLAN MOAR CLAN!
Yeah, you know I'm a fan.
Don't be switchin' those pods
to prove you be hard...
core.

Hard hittin'.
Short sittin'.
Bowl you ovah.
You bettah take covah.

Still I be hopin'.
A light would be dopin'.
Cause heavy, heavy.
that's all I see....
in the queues.

The Flea.
The Locust IIC.
Any of those mechs.
I'd sit in and get rekt.

Come on Pirahna.
You know you wanna.
Make me a mech pack.
Cause I'd be jacked....
to buy.

Edited by Tiger Dad, 16 November 2016 - 02:52 PM.

[Aiden Skye]

[Bud Crue]

JackalBeast, on 16 November 2016 - 01:36 PM, said:

haha just saw that you're from Minnesota

Yup. Minnesota rap scene is great. Check out Doomtree (collective), Brother Ali, Astronautalis, to name a few.

[Jackal Noble]

Ya for sure, lived in the twin cities for a summer and had a good time. From the boonies of NE Iowa atm.

[JadePanther]

there once was a man from nantucket.
who looked at this mech and said fukkit.
When i asked the man why, he grinned really sly.
If it was as light as a rock i would chuck it..

[LT. HARDCASE]

Pure fact, is I'm a rhyme master
My mind is savage, it's a kind faster
Redline the gas to grab a Linebacker,
So fast the nerves that grasp his spine fracture
Before his eyes splatter, he witnessed the 0 to 12 disaster for his side
Also nice with mechs
My foe's life flashed before his eyes
Phoenix Hawk with no arms, no weapons
I stop to laugh before he dies
A gifted sage, my methods stick, don't change
Found peace 179 meters inside an LRM boats' range
Ain't got no bloodname, I'm carving names in blood
Sadam Hussein in the game, the way I aim these SCUD
Mech caked in mud, with death ball my force is greater
The defensive Line stacked, I move in Back, I'm Lawrence Taylor
Weak Mechwarriors and MCs retire
Holdin mics like triggered PPCs, I squeeze fire
Enemy mechs look like the aftermath of bonus rounds in Street Fighter

Edited by LT. HARDCASE, 16 November 2016 - 03:35 PM.

[Bombast]

So... whats the time frame on this? When does the contest end, and I get my mechpack?

Just dicking around. Seriously though, entry dates are nice for contests, even non-official ones.

Edited by Bombast, 16 November 2016 - 04:47 PM.

[Jackal Noble]

Sure man, how's tonight sound for a deadline. Really like Hardcases tho TBH, but would be really nice if I had some help with votes to distinguish the winning entry

[Bud Crue]

My IV-4's a hero cuz' the camo gives it heart.
M*tha f...in' comp players always tearin' it apart.

My Arrow is called Xeno cuz' it never hits the mark.
Six guns up so high but I'm shootin' in the dark.

Tell me PGI is this pay to win?
PGI collectors packs are a fu...ng sin.
So tell me PGI where's the end game?
PGI my heros are just more pain.

I bought the Ultraviolet, some dumb@ss made it red.
So sick of CW's bulls..t, I think its better of just dead

Now I here I sit with a Redline pushing at my mind,
but the Linebacker looks like shi7, and that's just bein' kind.

Tell me PGI what's the end game?
Hey PGI you know its you who is to blame.
So tell me PGI where's the end game?
Hey PGI this lack of content is just lame.

Edited by Bud Crue, 16 November 2016 - 05:07 PM.