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[MazeRunner]

Oh Mighty Matchmaker

Hear this, our prayer, a match we seek
For an opposing team, not too weak.
Our 'Mechs stand ready, meta built
For we the pilots doth have no guilt.

Ghost dropping, is such a waste
For tears of our enemies, do we chase.
Assaults, Heavies, Mediums and Lights
Custom fit, for our pwnage delights.

Ten minutes per time, in lobby we wait
So we the players might meet our fate.
AC's, lasers and missiles! What spam!
Cries of Nerf! Are given no damn.

To brawl, or snipe, a chance we take
And seize upon each mistake.
A twist and turn, dodging to and fro
Bragging, proclaiming, that we are 'pro!'

So mighty Matchmaker, hear my plea
Please bestow a match upon me
Weapons, Reactor, Sensors Online!
Wake up team, it's killing time!