1
(no)
ARE YOU TIRED?
(not really)
ARE YOU ANGRY?
(only slightly)
DO YOU WANT TO PUNCH SOMEONE?
(who are you?)
Hi, I'm Brenden from ANGER FIST, also known as AAAH. We're an Inner-Sphere aligned(though we do make exceptions) Mercenary group that's just f*cking pissed!
Wait, did you just censor me? Mother f*cker you don't censor me, I censor you, with an Urbanmech Takedown!
So, you want to join Anger Fist do ya? (no) Well tough shitzinskies for you then!
At this point it's just me and my Hamster, but fear not! For we are looking for three more people to slaughter with!
Ideally it should be as this: Someone who has experience, and someone who can fulfill many roles like Support, Scout, and that sort. Were it up to me, there'd be only one role, the incredible Ball-Buster. But alas, PGI hasn't put Melee in the game because they know just how overused it would be if I could give my 'mech some arms!
Now, here are the rules.
1. Don't be a ****
2. Keep political talk to the private channels! Last thing we need is how Melissa Steiner's boobs are sagging or how the Coordinator of House Kurita is a total flop.
3. Obey your commanders!
4. Be angry. We're called Anger Fist for a reason!
5. For every pilot you kill, you must cut off their Ball-sack and present it to me! Spleens are also acceptable but you need to eat that soon before it spoils.
More rules will be applied as we move forward.
Well, don't just stand there with mouth open like some slack-jawed baboon, get in your mech and go kill some mother f*ckers!
