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[kauldron]

So, in the beginning everything was going fine. We played a game that was clearly all about mechs. Assault mode, resource collection, capture the base. We all know that.
Then came the Domination mode. Before we knew it, some authoritative mechs start overtaking a circle, and anyone daring to go inside would face hideous torture.Taste the Whip-lash of lasers, under chain fire. OK, I thought, this could be just an accident. After all, domination isn't too mainstream, so catering to hipster sexual preferences isn't really enough to think of sexual insinuations.
But then the all too mainstream escort services appeared. All of a sudden, we had leggy mechs, running around to set the path for some grumpy old mech that could barely move, and that would just enjoy the company of those other mechs, without really doing anything to them.
What is one to assume?


PS. needless to say that this is all in the name of good fun. If anyone is into Domination, escort services, or is a hipster, please don't be triggered. .

[Bombast]

[Juodas Varnas]

[Felicitatem Parco]

I'm looking forward to the Assault mode where you bash your way in through the back door to cripple their defences, and then the rest of your buddies storm in from the front and just plow through until everything is destroyed.

[cazidin]

I'm triggered.

[TLBFestus]

I'm into domination of hipster escorts.

It's a TRIFECTA!

[Hal Greaves]

[Kalimaster]

To the OP.
I am slightly offended that you are tagging an aspect of the game with a sexual reference. If you see sexual aspects to this game I would suggest counseling. Not everything has to do with sex. Lets leave this subject out of MWO. If you want a game that has it in it, I'm sure that you will have no trouble finding one.

Kalimaster

[Wildstreak]

C'mon, such references go as far back as TT.

The original Innuendo Master, the Stalker, no explanation needed.

[Lyoto Machida]

You left out Invasion and Conquest (somehow).

[Kasumi Sumika]

What kind of Goliath Scorpion LSD you using?

[Mekanïk Destruktïw Kommandöh]

And how about SOLO mode?

[jss78]

Mmm hmm...

[Otto Cannon]

[Davegt27]

lock soon to come

[RestosIII]

[draiocht]

[mod]As sexual references are not permitted on the forums,
this thread has been closed and moved to Kaetetôã.[/mod]