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Happy Festivus! (Feats Of Strength Challenge)


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#1 Alistair Winter

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 08:54 PM

It's the 24th! Happy Festivus, everyone!

I hope you're all enjoying a nice Festivus dinner and nascaring around an appropriately sized aluminum pole. In the name of tradition, I dedicate this thread to the following activities.

Airing of grievances:
Engage in a long, incoherent rant about everything the community has done to disappoint, anger and upset you in 2016. Do keep it civil. It's the holidays, after all.

Feats of strength:
Post here to accept the challenge and then post again to brag about killing anyone who has posted in this thread (at the moment, it's just me). Screenshots are encouraged to further humiliate everyone who has posted in the thread and been defeated on the battlefield during Festivus. This effectively counts as a Festivus Pin.

According to tradition, Festivus never ends until the head of the household (in this case, me) has been pinned. But anyone who posts in the thread is part of the challenge.

Rewards
There are no rewards for participating. What the hell do you think this is? Christmas?

#2 El Bandito

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 09:17 PM

Grievance: After months of hype, no Energy Draw in the end. Thanks a bunch, community! Thanks for always ******* crying for something new but always going back to your ******* comfort zone when PGI does try something new. **** you for never giving the Info Warfare a chance! We could have boosted the ******* Light mechs with increased sensor range and lower sensor profile, or having locks benefit weapon's effectiveness, after some tweaks. Could have had something new at the ******* least! ******************************************* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

*pant*

*pant*

Ok, I'm good.


Feats of Strength: I accept the challenge!

Edited by El Bandito, 23 December 2016 - 09:18 PM.






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