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[Jarl Dane]

Hey, do you like stomping mixed groups of pugs all day and pretending you're great?

You might have what it takes to join EVIL.

Do you enjoy talking ****, avoiding all real competitive play in the game, and pretending like you're the best in the world?

You might have what it takes to join EVIL.

BUT, the most important aspect of EVIL, is if any team actually challenges you to a scrimmage, actually calls you out to fight...

..you have to turn tail and run. Do you have that? Cuz you're gonna need it in Evil.

Mech The Dane, on 21 January 2017 - 12:00 AM, said:

Either way, I've challenged you to a scrim, as a proper Jarl and Viking Lord. It appears you're already avoiding my challenge.

More of that famed EVIL cowardice? Running away to protect your KDR again?

S C A R, on 21 January 2017 - 12:09 AM, said:

Nice try but you know what I do with pump *** trolls. I ignore them. If u have a point to prove u know where to find ***.

Embrace that cowardice, Nithling scum. Nice to see your true colors. ISEN is barely a Div B team, and there is certainly no guarantee we'd win - I am putting it all on the line, as is my way and as should be the way of anyone claiming to be a Jarl. But you can't take the chance of defeat eh?

I'll remember this. And I hope everyone else does too.

Edited by Mech The Dane, 21 January 2017 - 03:07 AM.

[Kin3ticX]

we are going to need a new players guide to new player guides with this many new new player guides

Edited by Kin3ticX, 21 January 2017 - 12:43 AM.

[Jarl Dane]

Oh, one other thing. If you ever find the stones to actually fight us; Wednesday, Thursday or Friday nights at 9pm EST are when we'd be available for a scrim.

For a Holmgang we fight three matches. I figure WC rule-set seems pretty basic and fair 2/2/2/2. Conquest. As the challenged, you pick two of the maps and we'll pick one.




When Dorothy falls from the sky and helps you find your COURAGE, just respond here and we can get on with it.

Heads up, if you're going to instead gnash your teeth and writhe about in anguish and sputter nonsense to cover up your clear fear of me and my unit; I am not going to respond.

I make lots of posts, but I'm not a forum warrior. I'm a Mech Warrior. I've made my challenge, I've called you out. Do what you want, but until you man up, I have nothing more to say to you.



Dane, Mother ****ing Jarl of the Mother ***ing FRR, OUT

Edited by Mech The Dane, 21 January 2017 - 01:49 AM.

[KuroNyra]

Ho boy, here we go again. Should I prepare some popcorn?

[Kamikaze Viking]

KuroNyra, on 21 January 2017 - 01:26 AM, said:

Ho boy, here we go again. Should I prepare some popcorn?

I'll get the Salted Butter

[Lupis Volk]

Kamikaze Viking, on 21 January 2017 - 01:54 AM, said:

I'll get the Salted Butter

I've got the mead.

[XX Sulla XX]

Hey just in time for the MWO drama!

Edited by XX Sulla XX, 21 January 2017 - 01:58 AM.

[Pelmeshek]

Dat butthurt.

[KinLuu]

EVIL needs to take that challenge, or they will be ridiculed as a FP only unit forever. I have a feeling that Dane will make sure of that.

[Marius Evander]

Im actually glad my pcs dead or I would have missed all this on the forums.

[Davegt27]

[KinLuu]

If this thread gets locked, we might have a new NKVA vs. SWOL situation on our hands.

[KuroNyra]

Kamikaze Viking, on 21 January 2017 - 01:54 AM, said:

I'll get the Salted Butter

Lupis Volk, on 21 January 2017 - 01:54 AM, said:

I've got the mead.

Who got the beer?! Who got the beer?!

[Jarl Dane]

KinLuu, on 21 January 2017 - 02:27 AM, said:

If this thread gets locked, we might have a new NKVA vs. SWOL situation on our hands.

Nothing to see here officer. Just people trying to play the game. =)

None of my previous Holmgang's have been locked, so hopefully this one isn't.

[Davegt27]

To bad they don't have special ops missions

it would be a way to have in game team on team challenges

so lets say you wanted to fight a low life unit
you could find a planet with there tag and initiate an attack
both sides are alerted to this special mission
then fights on

[Rushin Roulette]

XX Sulla XX, on 21 January 2017 - 01:56 AM, said:

Hey just in time for the MWO drama!

Corn is the path to the Evil side…Corn leads to Popcorn…Popcorn leads to Butter popcorn... Butter popcorn leads to smelly poops. (Yoda: The Phantom Binge eating)

[meteorol]

Mech The Dane, on 21 January 2017 - 12:17 AM, said:

Do you enjoy talking ****, avoiding all real competitive play in the game, and pretending like you're the best in the world?

Wait what?

Rolling over PUGs in the least competitive environment MWO has to offer aside of T5 solo queue doesn't make you the best in the world?
What else do you have to achieve? Highest rank in SWOL power ranking?

[Carl Vickers]

KinLuu, on 21 January 2017 - 02:27 AM, said:

If this thread gets locked, we might have a new NKVA vs. SWOL situation on our hands.

Except unlike SWOL, ISEN actually has a chance to fight back.

Edited by Carl Vickers, 21 January 2017 - 03:41 AM.

[KinLuu]

Carl Vickers, on 21 January 2017 - 03:41 AM, said:

Except unlike SWOL, ISEN actually has a chance to fight back.

ISEN was not SWOL in my allegory.

[quackdudey]

Only those who master the art of dicksucking techniques may join the holy roster of EVIL.*



*Kneepads not included