Novakaine, on 30 January 2017 - 05:53 PM, said:
Please for the love gawd PGI we need a vaccine for this Potato Blight!
They are overrunning us!
Symptoms appear to be:
1. Deafness.
2. Inability to form a rational thought process.
3. Suicidal tendencies.
4. Inability to press the "R" key.
5. Cold clammy greasy Cheetos covered fingers causing friendly fire incidents.
6. Zombie like mannerisms.
Please if you are suffering from any of these symptoms seek medical and in game help immediately.
LOL...
4) though the spot key is not R, for me... too many hours of BF to overcome (especially once BF 1 landed)
add:
7) Terrified of taking damage... must re-position away from blue mechs taking damage (aka engaging the enemy)... and or
i ) Stand directly behind blue mechs, to prevent meat shield from re-positioning
ii ) or engage nascar, to search for that magical pot of gold; where the enemy mechs only present rear armour and don't shoot back at you
iii) split in every direction, surely the red team can't find us if we all split up
iv) Find something to chase, along with half the team or cap something irreverent at that point of the match... surely somebody else will deal with those mean paint scratching red mechs