21 replies to this topic

[Zito]

Asking all Mercs to stand strong verse the upcoming Carl offensive. I fought for him in the Great Dane Event and I was dispirited by his [Redacted] leadership.

[Redacted]

3. Carl offered zero incentives to mercs to fight for IS. You are not in the charity business. Do not give him free merc blood when only he reaps the rewards.

While I applaud anyone's efforts to organize the community and like both sides of the battle as a merc, I and my Mom stand strong verse Carl, who seeks personal glory masks is as IS pride.

[Redacted]

Edited by draiocht, 01 February 2017 - 03:04 PM.
personal attacks, insults, unconstructive

[Positive Mental Attitude]

#bringmercsdowntoloyalistlevelsandhelpruincw

Edited by Redjack d3, 01 February 2017 - 10:07 AM.

[Natural Predator]

Stop fake news
#Fakethedane

[Monkey Lover]

[Appogee]

If it wasn't for your mom you'd be a nobody. You hear? A NOBODY!

[Jarl Dane]

yeah F*** that Carl guy!

Also he's like the worst character in the Walking Dead. Seriously, why isn't he dead yet?

Edited by Mech The Dane, 01 February 2017 - 03:42 PM.
inappropriate language

[Scurro]

[Fake News]

[Carl Vickers]

I approve of this thread, only cause Zito's mom persuaded me last night while showing just how cunning a linguist she really is.

[MischiefSC]

I prefer to stay IS for now because I don't want to be the only person NOT sticking it to Zito's Mom nightly.

Going to have to come to grips with every space viking, samurai, unwashed landsknecht, WASP-y Davion, half stated Liao refugee and lurm-happy Marik queueing up with half the mercs in the universe for their turn with Zito's Mom. On the plus side that's not going to be a big change from the usual and Zito will make good money selling concessions to the line.

[Zito]

Modded to pointless.

I am sick of the fake news and bias forum modding around here. Loyalists are trying to buy the forums from free minded mercs.

[justcallme A S H]

Zito, on 01 February 2017 - 03:58 PM, said:

Modded to pointless.

I am sick of the fake news and bias forum modding around here. Loyalists are trying to buy the forums from free minded mercs.

IRDISSAPOINT. I came to this thread thinking it was about killing Carl Vickers


Now it doesn't make any sense at all.

[Carl Vickers]

justcallme A S H, on 01 February 2017 - 05:10 PM, said:

IRDISSAPOINT. I came to this thread thinking it was about killing Carl Vickers


Now it doesn't make any sense at all.

Dont worry Ash, ill keep steal.. errr I mean securing your kills

Edited by Carl Vickers, 01 February 2017 - 05:20 PM.

[justcallme A S H]

lol I know you will

[Jarl Dane]

justcallme A S H, on 01 February 2017 - 05:10 PM, said:

IRDISSAPOINT. I came to this thread thinking it was about killing Carl Vickers


Now it doesn't make any sense at all.

I too want to know more about Carl.

Carl Vickers, on 01 February 2017 - 05:17 PM, said:

Dont worry Ash, ill keep steal.. errr I mean securing your kills

Dear sir,
tell us the story of your people.

[Carl Vickers]

Mech The Dane, on 01 February 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

I too want to know more about Carl.



Dear sir,
tell us the story of your people.

Dont worry Dane, it's a short story.

The End.

[justcallme A S H]

LOL.

More elongated version.

1. Lets me tank the DMG
2. I open up their CT's
3. Carl then appears from behind me for the killshot

His dmg is always lower, yet kills higher - It's like having an evil shadow following me around when we drop together. It's a shameful display but does provide much LULz

[Khalcruth]

Wait, what's wrong with Carl?



I expect he'll lead an awesome offensive!

Edited by Khalcruth, 01 February 2017 - 06:36 PM.

[MischiefSC]

Mech The Dane, on 01 February 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

I too want to know more about Carl.



Dear sir,
tell us the story of your people.

His people are mercs. Here is our story-

Being a loyalist sucks.

Mercs get paid more.

Play Clans or IS.

Shoot robbits, get paid.

Sung to the tune "I like big butts and I can not lie".

[General Solo]

Mech The Dane, on 01 February 2017 - 06:07 PM, said:

I too want to know more about Carl.

Dear sir,
tell us the story of your people.

Here's a picture from the archives of a young Carl, serving his peoples Jarl Carl as a House Carl.