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#1 JC Daxion

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 05:29 PM

He speaks to me and calls targets, It is totally unfair i can't put him in every mech i own.


Just Say No to Monkey swapping! PGI give us more Coconut monkeys for MC!!!


*edit: Please.. :)

Edited by JC Daxion, 25 May 2017 - 05:30 PM.


#2 El Bandito

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 05:35 PM

Too bad I was 10 minutes late to the PC Gamer code giveaway. The Coco monkey sure seems fun.

#3 Dirus Nigh

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 05:35 PM

The coconut monkey is truly a force multiplier.

#4 James The Fox Dixon

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 05:35 PM

View PostJC Daxion, on 25 May 2017 - 05:29 PM, said:

He speaks to me and calls targets, It is totally unfair i can't put him in every mech i own.


Just Say No to Monkey swapping! PGI give us more Coconut monkeys for MC!!!


*edit: Please.. Posted Image


Nvidia Dawn is much better than Coconut Monkey because she also does a striptease during matches. For every kill you get she removes an article of clothing...

#5 Johnny Z

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 07:26 PM

I suspected the Coconut Monkey was dangerous.


Edited by Johnny Z, 25 May 2017 - 07:27 PM.


#6 Karl Streiger

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 08:54 PM

View PostJames The Fox Dixon, on 25 May 2017 - 05:35 PM, said:


Nvidia Dawn is much better than Coconut Monkey because she also does a striptease during matches. For every kill you get she removes an article of clothing...

Heresy

The monkey calls targets - should i kill that son - and he say yes yes yes all the time.

#7 justcallme A S H

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 08:56 PM

I woke up about 15mins too late lol :(

#8 James The Fox Dixon

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 08:59 PM

View PostKarl Streiger, on 25 May 2017 - 08:54 PM, said:

Heresy

The monkey calls targets - should i kill that son - and he say yes yes yes all the time.


Nvidia Dawn does that as well, but in that sexy, sultry voice of hers. She promises me all the physical pleasures I can dream of on top of that. Posted Image

Edited by James The Fox Dixon, 25 May 2017 - 09:00 PM.


#9 nitra

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 09:06 PM

coco' monkey so op a reddit user spamed teh code for 18 monkeys

Edited by nitra, 25 May 2017 - 09:06 PM.


#10 stealthraccoon

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 09:14 PM

If I'm not getting my cheer on with my GI cheerleader, I keep it classy with my classy Urbies.

#11 LordNothing

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 10:41 PM

i didnt spam codes all day so i only got one. besides i was more interested in free paint. default skins are ugly.

Edited by LordNothing, 25 May 2017 - 10:41 PM.


#12 Bishop Steiner

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Posted 25 May 2017 - 11:06 PM

View PostJames The Fox Dixon, on 25 May 2017 - 05:35 PM, said:


Nvidia Dawn is much better than Coconut Monkey because she also does a striptease during matches. For every kill you get she removes an article of clothing...

since that is the closest most game nerds get to real girls, unfortunately, after the first few kills, they seem unavoidably distracted, and thus...die.

#13 Lupis Volk

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 01:48 AM

"I feel the warp overtaking me it is a good pain!'-Coconut Monkey 2017

View PostBishop Steiner, on 25 May 2017 - 11:06 PM, said:

since that is the closest most game nerds get to real girls, unfortunately, after the first few kills, they seem unavoidably distracted, and thus...die.

Don't mess with Waifus man, wars have been waged over who is best girl. What you have said is the "phrase that will launch a thousand otakus and weeaboos"

#14 Dirus Nigh

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 05:01 PM

Dawn is not impressed with lecherous grand standing. However she knows you want her all the same.

#15 James The Fox Dixon

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 05:06 PM

View PostDirus Nigh, on 26 May 2017 - 05:01 PM, said:

Dawn is not impressed with lecherous grand standing. However she knows you want her all the same.


Yes, she is. She told me to say that in order to get all the monkey lovers jealous. She promised me..... well I can't really say on a family forum... to say what I did. :P

#16 Wyald Katt

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 05:22 PM

I can never tell if yall bein serious.

#17 JC Daxion

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 05:30 PM

View PostWyald Katt, on 26 May 2017 - 05:22 PM, said:

I can never tell if yall bein serious.



Oh course.. and Look PGI responded and is giving us all one.. YIPPY!





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