"Can I help you officer?"
"License and unit affiliation, please. Do you know why I pulled you over, son?"
"Gosh officer, I have no idea!"
"Well, you appear to be trying to take a stock lore build over into Faction Warfare. Son, do you know what happens when you take a Swayback with single heatsinks out inta that environment? It's a bad time and it puts your team in danger. You've also got a Gauss in a side torso with an XL back there.... and is that a C.A.S.E I see?"
"Yessir! To protect me in case the Gauss explodes!"
*Officer removes shades, wipes at eyes and pinches bridge of his nose*
"Son... this ain't no tabletop. That C.A.S.E won't do anything for you, side torso destruction kills the mech. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time but you see that left turn by the collapsed smoking bridge? You're going to go up there, turn around and go back to Quick Play until you've got a full deck and understand the mech lab before you get yourself hurt and force your teammates to carry damn hard. I know you didn't intend no harm but this deck is a boatload of qqragequit waiting to happen. That warning popup wasnt just for giggles, son! Thats sound like a plan to you? "
"Wow deputy, I didn't realize! Thank you! I'll go back to Quick Play and work on my Git Gud before I head back to Faction Play! Thank you Deputy Dawg!"
"All in a day's work. You stompy that robot safe now, ya hear?"
*queue theme music*
We need you Deputy!
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K-9 On Patrol
Started by TheArisen, Jun 13 2017 12:52 PM
89 replies to this topic
#82
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Posted 14 June 2017 - 02:19 PM
TheArisen, on 13 June 2017 - 08:26 PM, said:
This needs to be a thing.
I already have the SIB. Would be amazing if they redid that model to include sirens so you could have both with lights on chasing someone down.
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Posted 14 June 2017 - 02:37 PM
MischiefSC, on 14 June 2017 - 02:18 PM, said:
"Can I help you officer?"
"License and unit affiliation, please. Do you know why I pulled you over, son?"
"Gosh officer, I have no idea!"
"Well, you appear to be trying to take a stock lore build over into Faction Warfare. Son, do you know what happens when you take a Swayback with single heatsinks out inta that environment? It's a bad time and it puts your team in danger. You've also got a Gauss in a side torso with an XL back there.... and is that a C.A.S.E I see?"
"Yessir! To protect me in case the Gauss explodes!"
*Officer removes shades, wipes at eyes and pinches bridge of his nose*
"Son... this ain't no tabletop. That C.A.S.E won't do anything for you, side torso destruction kills the mech. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time but you see that left turn by the collapsed smoking bridge? You're going to go up there, turn around and go back to Quick Play until you've got a full deck and understand the mech lab before you get yourself hurt and force your teammates to carry damn hard. I know you didn't intend no harm but this deck is a boatload of qqragequit waiting to happen. That warning popup wasnt just for giggles, son! Thats sound like a plan to you? "
"Wow deputy, I didn't realize! Thank you! I'll go back to Quick Play and work on my Git Gud before I head back to Faction Play! Thank you Deputy Dawg!"
"All in a day's work. You stompy that robot safe now, ya hear?"
*queue theme music*
We need you Deputy!
"License and unit affiliation, please. Do you know why I pulled you over, son?"
"Gosh officer, I have no idea!"
"Well, you appear to be trying to take a stock lore build over into Faction Warfare. Son, do you know what happens when you take a Swayback with single heatsinks out inta that environment? It's a bad time and it puts your team in danger. You've also got a Gauss in a side torso with an XL back there.... and is that a C.A.S.E I see?"
"Yessir! To protect me in case the Gauss explodes!"
*Officer removes shades, wipes at eyes and pinches bridge of his nose*
"Son... this ain't no tabletop. That C.A.S.E won't do anything for you, side torso destruction kills the mech. I'm going to let you off with a warning this time but you see that left turn by the collapsed smoking bridge? You're going to go up there, turn around and go back to Quick Play until you've got a full deck and understand the mech lab before you get yourself hurt and force your teammates to carry damn hard. I know you didn't intend no harm but this deck is a boatload of qqragequit waiting to happen. That warning popup wasnt just for giggles, son! Thats sound like a plan to you? "
"Wow deputy, I didn't realize! Thank you! I'll go back to Quick Play and work on my Git Gud before I head back to Faction Play! Thank you Deputy Dawg!"
"All in a day's work. You stompy that robot safe now, ya hear?"
*queue theme music*
We need you Deputy!
*As Deputy Dawg walks away, a bead of sweat drips down the young driver's face, leaving behind a faint blue trail. Then a white hat appears...*
"Whew, got away that time..."
As the Smurf account drives toward the building as ordered, he looks back to make sure the Dawg is long gone... He swings a hard right at the last moment, whips out his Battlemaster, and proceeds to enter the Faction Play lobby...
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Posted 14 June 2017 - 06:02 PM
So, user controlled lights confirmed? Or nothing official yet...
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Posted 14 June 2017 - 06:05 PM
Dino Might, on 14 June 2017 - 06:02 PM, said:
So, user controlled lights confirmed? Or nothing official yet...
Tina Benoit, on 14 June 2017 - 10:02 AM, said:
I saw someone ask about how to lights work so here's the answer!
You can turn the lights on and that very sound you hear in the video activates at the same time. (default key is L which you can change in settings too)
The sirens sound does not loop continuously forever however, it only loops once upon activation (just like you hear it the first time in the video) once the sound is done it goes silent, but the lights continue flashing until you turn them off by pressing the same key again.
You can turn the lights on and off as often as you want though and it will sound every time they activate.
Also there's that big red flashing button light inside the cockpit when they are on! Example is on 0:51 in the video!
And yes it's my voice, I was inspired by the Need For Speed trailers with their voices on radios but I couldn't stop giggling when we were recording the chase down the street. That speed difference!! Was a lot of fun making this and really happy you guys enjoyed it too!
You can turn the lights on and that very sound you hear in the video activates at the same time. (default key is L which you can change in settings too)
The sirens sound does not loop continuously forever however, it only loops once upon activation (just like you hear it the first time in the video) once the sound is done it goes silent, but the lights continue flashing until you turn them off by pressing the same key again.
You can turn the lights on and off as often as you want though and it will sound every time they activate.
Also there's that big red flashing button light inside the cockpit when they are on! Example is on 0:51 in the video!
And yes it's my voice, I was inspired by the Need For Speed trailers with their voices on radios but I couldn't stop giggling when we were recording the chase down the street. That speed difference!! Was a lot of fun making this and really happy you guys enjoyed it too!
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Posted 14 June 2017 - 06:24 PM
Bish, I could almost kiss you for coming up with this thing.
Almost.
I'm not gonna kiss you.
...but I will probably kiss this shiny new 'Mech.
Almost.
I'm not gonna kiss you.
...but I will probably kiss this shiny new 'Mech.
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Posted 14 June 2017 - 06:39 PM
Bishop Steiner, on 14 June 2017 - 06:05 PM, said:
That's it. When I can, I'm going to get it. I basically only pilot Clan mechs, and I still need this now.
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Posted 14 June 2017 - 06:41 PM
WrathOfDeadguy, on 14 June 2017 - 06:24 PM, said:
Bish, I could almost kiss you for coming up with this thing.
Almost.
I'm not gonna kiss you.
...but I will probably kiss this shiny new 'Mech.
Almost.
I'm not gonna kiss you.
...but I will probably kiss this shiny new 'Mech.
I think that the better choice. I hear people find my stubble a bit rough.
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Posted 17 June 2017 - 04:44 PM
TheArisen, on 14 June 2017 - 02:54 PM, said:
TheArisen, on 14 June 2017 - 02:54 PM, said:
So before we had
Tubbs and Crockett
Riggs and Murtaugh
Cagney and Lacey
Starsky and Hutch
McGarret and Danno
Baker and Ponch
etc.....
Now it's St Ives and K9?
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