I have skillfully hobnobbed with the IDI locals for months and all my artfully cunning banter has finally paid off; they have accepted me into their unit!
Unlike 228 (with their nigh-indecipherable talk "meh-tah" and "focust fires"), the IDI will be easy to manipulate, I mean, their motto is "Mistakes were made!"...
DevlinIncognito will fall in line with a promise of 50% less team damage (to him), 50% *more* team damage (by him) and many of the others will obey once the whiskey and scotch flow freely and continuously!
Lord Trump, Mistress Clinton,
The IDI will soon be your puppet! Only one obstacle remains:
Nagdammit.
He's as surly as he is incorruptible!
Watch for my signal, VICTORY IS NIGH!!!
-Ironically Movin Ironclad Target Irony
Edited by MovinTarget, 27 August 2016 - 03:43 PM.