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#1 MovinTarget

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Posted 27 August 2016 - 03:42 PM

Overlords,

I have skillfully hobnobbed with the IDI locals for months and all my artfully cunning banter has finally paid off; they have accepted me into their unit!

Unlike 228 (with their nigh-indecipherable talk "meh-tah" and "focust fires"), the IDI will be easy to manipulate, I mean, their motto is "Mistakes were made!"...

DevlinIncognito will fall in line with a promise of 50% less team damage (to him), 50% *more* team damage (by him) and many of the others will obey once the whiskey and scotch flow freely and continuously!


Lord Trump, Mistress Clinton,
The IDI will soon be your puppet! Only one obstacle remains:

Nagdammit.

He's as surly as he is incorruptible!

Watch for my signal, VICTORY IS NIGH!!!

-Ironically Movin Ironclad Target Irony

Edited by MovinTarget, 27 August 2016 - 03:43 PM.


#2 A Bag Full of Puppies

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 05:42 AM

WTH is this???

#3 MovinTarget

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 05:47 AM

Shush.

Officially unofficial IDI business this is...

#4 Aetes Nakatomi

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 05:47 AM

I am guessing someone drank a whole box of wine...

#5 Mechwarrior1441491

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 05:49 AM

forum ban, incoming.

#6 Juodas Varnas

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 05:52 AM

View PostAetes Nakatomi, on 28 August 2016 - 05:47 AM, said:

I am guessing someone drank a whole box of wine...

Or window-cleaner.

#7 The Basilisk

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 05:59 AM

Ya sure this' the right forum my man ? Posted Image
Mor like RP or faction or stuff right ?

#8 MovinTarget

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 07:07 AM

If you know anything about IDI, you'll see our shenanigans cannot be so easily classified
..

#9 GonaDie

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 08:02 AM

Today I met a pink T-Rex named Harold while going to the nearest NASA center to get some space hookers for my pet potato.

That's how much sense OP made.

#10 Mycrus

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 08:33 AM

View PostMovinTarget, on 27 August 2016 - 03:42 PM, said:

Overlords,

I have skillfully hobnobbed with the IDI locals for months and all my artfully cunning banter has finally paid off; they have accepted me into their unit!

Unlike 228 (with their nigh-indecipherable talk "meh-tah" and "focust fires"), the IDI will be easy to manipulate, I mean, their motto is "Mistakes were made!"...

DevlinIncognito will fall in line with a promise of 50% less team damage (to him), 50% *more* team damage (by him) and many of the others will obey once the whiskey and scotch flow freely and continuously!


Lord Trump, Mistress Clinton,
The IDI will soon be your puppet! Only one obstacle remains:

Nagdammit.

He's as surly as he is incorruptible!

Watch for my signal, VICTORY IS NIGH!!!

-Ironically Movin Ironclad Target Irony


all lols were milked from this game ages ago... meh.

#11 Clownwarlord

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 08:44 AM

This is what your mind puts out when on drugs. Kids, don't do drugs.

#12 MovinTarget

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 01:49 PM

View PostCaptain Luffy, on 28 August 2016 - 08:44 AM, said:

This is what your mind puts out when on drugs. Kids, don't do drugs.


Oh chill, i am fine... i am not too drive to drunk my atlas...

#13 Lightfoot

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 01:53 PM

View PostGonaDie, on 28 August 2016 - 08:02 AM, said:

Today I met a pink T-Rex named Harold while going to the nearest NASA center to get some space hookers for my pet potato.

That's how much sense OP made.


You know Harold?

#14 Appogee

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 01:54 PM

View PostMycrus, on 28 August 2016 - 08:33 AM, said:


all lols were milked from this game ages ago... meh.

And yet, here we are, still suckling at its dry, limp teet.

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 02:09 PM

K-Town, here we come!

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 03:58 PM

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 07:29 PM

This thread makes plenty of sense, you guys just need to read it more carefully.

On topic, you didn't have to leave 228 Movin, you could have just changed your daily schedule to Wild Ones time.

View PostGonaDie, on 28 August 2016 - 08:02 AM, said:

Today I met a pink T-Rex named Harold while going to the nearest NASA center to get some space hookers for my pet potato.

View PostLightfoot, on 28 August 2016 - 01:53 PM, said:

You know Harold?

I learned about drugs and alcohol in the back of a trailer with a talking giraffe named Harold.

Edited by John1352, 28 August 2016 - 11:20 PM.


#18 VanguardMk1

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 10:41 PM

Uhh, buddy? You okay there? I'll go easy on you in the next 1v1's to prevent your mental collapse ;)
But seriously... This doesn't even make sense.

#19 kesmai

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 10:52 PM

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Edited by draiocht, 29 August 2016 - 01:52 PM.
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#20 GonaDie

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Posted 28 August 2016 - 11:04 PM

View PostLightfoot, on 28 August 2016 - 01:53 PM, said:


You know Harold?

Yeah, I've talked to him a few times.

Seems like a nice guy.Just be careful when he gets high on Mountain Dew. A cup of that sh!t hits him like a ton of crack.

Edited by GonaDie, 28 August 2016 - 11:04 PM.




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