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[bayoucowboy]

Good to know that there is still some fun in MWO. This thread made me smile more than shooting at Movin and Dan D. when they dropped with clan puggers today.

And I'm so glad you are not recruiting since our unit had to "cough" disband "cough" due to a missed click by our leaders (No worries though, the A41 atoms tend to move from chaos to unity, I think)

[MovinTarget]

Somebody is going to be hearing about that for a loooooooong time...

[Lovas]

As I walk off the transport ship.

"What the heck? Why was I given this handbook....5 pillars of what? But I'm a Merc!! Hey man, we are not here to recruit you guys....I just wanna....What did you say? I have to fight you to not recruit you?"

Looks around bewildered..."The ministry of Peaceful Order and Honor? You want me to go to the Halls of Swift Justice? What is that?"

"Ow!!! Why are you hitting me??"

Edited by Lovas, 24 October 2017 - 07:54 PM.

[shameless]

so when's Space Mardi Gras?

[Holy Jackson]

Lovas, on 03 October 2017 - 07:51 PM, said:

Zangief, I am highly disappointed with you. You know that the Tanner forbids missiles.

@Gigalo, unless you can prove that you date:
- a narcoliptic
- a woman with tourettes
- an obse woman
- a huge b!tch
- a woman with a prosthetic leg

You are SOL

Why do you want him to date Mom?

[Lovas]

MovinTarget, on 24 October 2017 - 02:03 PM, said:

I dropped with these guys just before they turned...

They *BEGGED* me not to apply, simply BEGGED me...

But I will not be dissuaded! I staunchly maintain my non-applicant status while refusing to demonstrate any interest in *not* applying to BCMC...

I am absolutely not tired of you making us not work so hard to ignore your non-interest and lack of application. All of this non existent admission paperwork is not wearing out my keyboard. In fact every member of IDI can stuff their good attitudes and fun loving ways into anything BUT thinking about not being recruited by BCMC.

bayoucowboy, on 24 October 2017 - 02:10 PM, said:

And I'm so glad you are not recruiting since our unit had to "cough" disband "cough" due to a missed click by our leaders (No worries though, the A41 atoms tend to move from chaos to unity, I think)

You silly All for One folks....This blatant lack of an attempt at not being recruited is clearly a violation of some House Davion rule I am sure. It isn't going to work, we are still going to not recruit you.

shameless, on 24 October 2017 - 06:02 PM, said:

so when's Space Mardi Gras?

Every night and twice on Thursdays. Glad someone gets the "dog dung color scheme"

Holy Jackson, on 24 October 2017 - 08:19 PM, said:

Why do you want him to date Mom?

In case you didn't get the reference (for all you young whipper snappers)

[Nightbird]

Had fun dropping with BCMC tonight, simple, no fuss, and effective group

[MovinTarget]

Nightbird, on 25 October 2017 - 07:21 PM, said:

Had fun dropping with BCMC tonight, simple, no fuss, and effective group

Butter them up all you want, they are still laser focused on not recruiting *ME*, not you...

[McGoat]

On this 6th Day of November, Tanner our Saviour still leads us to decidedly not recruit MovinTarget.

Edited by McGoat, 06 November 2017 - 05:41 AM.

[Lovas]

McGoat, on 06 November 2017 - 05:40 AM, said:

On this 6th Day of November, Tanner our Saviour still leads us to decidedly not recruit MovinTarget.

**Facepalm***

Gooooooat....that is not something you do in public. Go to your room and close the door if you have urges that need satisfying.

[SCHLIMMER BESTIMMER XXX]

sry no intrest...

(to be not recruited oO?)

[The Clappalacian]

How dare you have the gall to make a post almost 3 months ago that you CLEARLY knew would distract me, a player you've never encountered, from gathering loot bags that you definitely knew would be coming, with its sheer hilarity and originality.

10/10 would backshot you in my AC40 Bushie for a TK.

Looking forward to not seeing you.

[Sacrasm levels critical, override engaged]
RIP

[MovinTarget]

McGoat, on 06 November 2017 - 05:40 AM, said:

On this 6th Day of November, Tanner our Saviour still leads us to decidedly not recruit MovinTarget.

Lovas, on 06 November 2017 - 05:56 AM, said:

**Facepalm***

Gooooooat....that is not something you do in public. Go to your room and close the door if you have urges that need satisfying.

Should I be flattered.... or horrified?

Keep up the not-recruiting and I'll keep up the not-playing-hard-to-get...


One day this thread will end as we will have exhausted all reasonable uses of double/triple/quintuple negatives....

...and yes, I left out Quadruple negatives b/c they are just silly...

Edited by MovinTarget, 06 November 2017 - 08:00 AM.

[DevlinCognito]

Movin stop harassing respectable folks with your *cough* 'unique charm and wit *cough* before you get yourself a name for yourself you hussy.

[MovinTarget]

I can't help it, my peoples(and Taco) all left me...

I should have gone with them when they left for the outer rim in an Overlord class Dropship filled to the top with whiskey...

[bayoucowboy]

Now I understand the dropship design..(holds up dropship pic next to keg pic)..they should make the dropship tap more distinctive.

[MovinTarget]

If you saw the custom mods on xXPUGXx's dropship...

He spent all of his cbill refund from the Skill Tree change to turn it into a giant stein, complete with pop-up lid for easy access...

[Lovas]

Due to some stupid clerical error my lovely assistant attempted to recruit you...she was supposed to move you from the "do not recruit" into the "hells no do not recruit" column. Luckily, the IDI staff was more diligent and prevented a grave error from happening.

Edited by Lovas, 06 November 2017 - 04:07 PM.

[MovinTarget]

1.2 million?

I have never been had for so cheap!

I REJECT your offer of non-recruitment!

[Lovas]

MovinTarget, on 06 November 2017 - 04:12 PM, said:

1.2 million?

I have never been had for so cheap!

I REJECT your offer of non-recruitment!

Oh you're mistaken. That is how much YOU would have to pay. And you can't reject anything because I rescinded our non-recruitment invitation before you could say no.