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What Do I Get, If I Reach 20K Games?


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#21 Novakaine

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 09:23 AM

You get the fabulous and highly coveted Bowl of Nothing Award.
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#22 Trenchbird

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 09:28 AM

In fact, you don't even get to keep the bowl.

#23 Davegt27

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 09:36 AM

lol
you guys kill me

#24 Mechfan909

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 10:13 AM

A headache for playing too long.

#25 Finring

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 10:33 AM

I'm about 200 short of 25,000....I need help.... I have a problem. Posted Image

#26 Mainhunter

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 12:30 PM

View PostZergling, on 29 September 2017 - 10:49 PM, said:

An existential crisis when you realise just how much of your limited lifespan you've spent on the game.



Haha... I'm already close to get over my mid-live crisis, but I'm still to cheap to buy me a Porsche ;)

View PostDavegt27, on 30 September 2017 - 09:36 AM, said:

lol
you guys kill me



"Tier 3"? Get out of here!

#27 Grus

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 12:50 PM

How do you even look this stuff up?

#28 FupDup

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 01:15 PM

Reminds me of this South Park episode:



#29 Davegt27

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Posted 30 September 2017 - 09:24 PM

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How do you even look this stuff up?


go to your profile

then go to stats

look at your base stats and add wins and losses together

#30 Ace Selin

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 01:00 AM

View PostDavegt27, on 30 September 2017 - 09:24 PM, said:


go to your profile

then go to stats

look at your base stats and add wins and losses together
. Don't forget to add current and archived stats

#31 MischiefSC

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 10:03 AM

What do you get?

Likely carpal tunnel, eye strain and extreme desocialization.

This was my morning last week, I took a vacation.

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I taught my wife to fish, we went horseback riding.

Seriously, everyone here is a salty, bitter, emotionally unstable nutcase who plays stompy shooty robbits and takes it and themselves too seriously most the time. Get out more.

At least pretend you're trying to level up as a ranger or something.

#32 vettie

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 11:07 AM

What do you get for playing 20k games?

TIRED.....

by the way, naps are great

#33 Vellron2005

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Posted 01 October 2017 - 11:34 PM

View PostMainhunter, on 29 September 2017 - 06:56 PM, said:

I'm now at 19.944 played games, I should get something like a own decal or similar, or allow me to fire 4 Gauss at once Posted Image


You get the gift of not a god damn thing.

It comes with a free upgrade of a bunch of hours of play time you already had.

Enjoy.

#34 Roadbuster

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Posted 02 October 2017 - 01:12 AM

View PostMainhunter, on 29 September 2017 - 06:56 PM, said:

I'm now at 19.944 played games, I should get something like a own decal or similar, or allow me to fire 4 Gauss at once Posted Image


A bill. Posted Image

20k matches at ~10 minutes per match are about 3300h of gameplay.
A typical game offers 10-30h of gameplay for ~20-50$?
That would be around 110 games you'd have to buy for 2200$-5500$.


View PostMischiefSC, on 01 October 2017 - 10:03 AM, said:

This was my morning last week, I took a vacation.

That's a very nice view you got there. Posted Image

Edited by Roadbuster, 02 October 2017 - 01:15 AM.


#35 LordNothing

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Posted 02 October 2017 - 01:35 AM

View PostRoadbuster, on 02 October 2017 - 01:12 AM, said:


A bill. Posted Image

20k matches at ~10 minutes per match are about 3300h of gameplay.
A typical game offers 10-30h of gameplay for ~20-50$?
That would be around 110 games you'd have to buy for 2200$-5500$.


i dont think they are on equal footing. the 110 games would offer 110 sets of maps, 110 sets of weapons, 110 different playstyles, and 110 forums to spew salt on. some of the whales have spend that much money to play this game, and have funded it for the rest of you. if you are trying to say that mwo is some kind of value. lol. its not. its more like an abusive relationship, you want to leave, but you are convinced that if you do you will suffer when in reality you aready are.


View PostRoadbuster, on 02 October 2017 - 01:12 AM, said:

That's a very nice view you got there. Posted Image


not enough bears for my tastes, and its too landscaped and pristine. i like woods where you can easily get lost in and would probibly die if you did. then you get lost in them while hunting and have to find your way back to civilization while carrying a rifle and 50 pounds of deer meat. did i mention the wolves? you stumble on the road while eating raw meat as the sun dips behind the mountains and kiss the dirt while trying to figure out where you parked the atv. now thats a vacation!

Edited by LordNothing, 02 October 2017 - 01:37 AM.


#36 Roadbuster

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Posted 02 October 2017 - 04:55 AM

View PostLordNothing, on 02 October 2017 - 01:35 AM, said:

i dont think they are on equal footing. the 110 games would offer 110 sets of maps, 110 sets of weapons, 110 different playstyles, and 110 forums to spew salt on. some of the whales have spend that much money to play this game, and have funded it for the rest of you. if you are trying to say that mwo is some kind of value. lol. its not. its more like an abusive relationship, you want to leave, but you are convinced that if you do you will suffer when in reality you aready are.

Come on everyone, let's leave together!
Just one last match...or 2...
Ok 2 losses, let's get a last win...
3 out of 5...
5 out of 9...
Oh, a new mech...errr, ok, I give up, cya online tomorrow

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View PostLordNothing, on 02 October 2017 - 01:35 AM, said:

not enough bears for my tastes, and its too landscaped and pristine. i like woods where you can easily get lost in and would probibly die if you did. then you get lost in them while hunting and have to find your way back to civilization while carrying a rifle and 50 pounds of deer meat. did i mention the wolves? you stumble on the road while eating raw meat as the sun dips behind the mountains and kiss the dirt while trying to figure out where you parked the atv. now thats a vacation!

Lol.

#37 MischiefSC

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Posted 02 October 2017 - 07:51 AM

View PostRoadbuster, on 02 October 2017 - 01:12 AM, said:


A bill. Posted Image

20k matches at ~10 minutes per match are about 3300h of gameplay.
A typical game offers 10-30h of gameplay for ~20-50$?
That would be around 110 games you'd have to buy for 2200$-5500$.



That's a very nice view you got there. Posted Image


It was a gorgeous resort. The raised ceiling in the bedroom was punched copper. The whole bathroom was stone slab, they're lucky they didn't have to get the police to drag me out of that place. Out back was a national park, the little town up there was also awesome. I had a pork chop that was oinking the night before and the waiter could literally point out the window to the garden the basil on it came off of.

I used to do a lot of camping and hunting and then one weekend I was packing up the truck and realized I was going to spend the next 2 days pretending to be homeless. Staying in a gorgeous resort and then going out into the woods for an afternoon has been a better choice.

#38 AJBennett

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Posted 02 October 2017 - 08:02 AM

...you get a Laurel and Hardy handshake.

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#39 Davegt27

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Posted 02 October 2017 - 11:28 AM

we need stars instead of the like button

I want to be able to throw down multiple stars lol

#40 The Lost Boy

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Posted 02 October 2017 - 12:00 PM

Lets see 20,557 plus a hanfull of drawn matches. Thats too many. But I guess I'll be here till they shut the servers down.





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