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R-Kus (Haikus To Honor R)


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#1 Xavori

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:49 AM

Confusion abounds
Where do I shoot my lasers
I will ask the R

My team seeks guidance
They see a marked red diamond
That I filled with R

Cowardly lurmboat
Hiding behind a hilltop
Can shoot because R

My enemies legs
All the armor stripped away
I was told by R

A sneaking light mech
I told my allies about
Just by hitting R

So many red mechs
Which one do I shoot at first
"The weakest," says R

Polar Highland lurms
My enemies fight in rain
Because I used R

Where are the red mechs
"Over here!" says a raven
Who has mastered R

Is it safe to peek
My ally tells me it's not
By painting with R

Teamwork is OP
Everybody knows this truth
Especially R

#2 - World Eater -

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:50 AM

R R R R R
R R R R R R R
R R R R R

#3 Champion of Khorne Lord of Blood

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:53 AM

I'm a pirate king
When I play Mechwarrior
I remember arrr

#4 Bud Crue

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 09:32 AM

Make it a reflex
Extend your index, tap down
R is awarness.

The key to knowledge?
My child you know the answer
R to show the way.

“I got L-R-MS!”
Said the Noob. Sigh said the Comp.
Still gonna hit R.

#5 Xavori

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 09:57 AM

"I can haz lurm boat?"
Said the cheezeburger kitten
"Please 4 to use R"

#6 James Argent

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:05 AM

That was cool, huh huh
When we killed that mech, huh huh
Let's press R again

#7 Xiphias

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:20 AM

I wear Stealth Armor
They press R to target me
I laugh at their tears

#8 Shifty McSwift

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:23 AM

PC did poop out
Thankfully in warranty
Laptop not so great

#9 poopenshire

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:09 AM





Moved to fan art
just as poetry in its forms
should be seen as art.




Edited by poopenshire, 02 November 2017 - 11:12 AM.


#10 VonBruinwald

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:10 AM

Pressing the R key
Brings a storm of LRMs
Down upon the noob

#11 Xavori

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:33 PM

View Postpoopenshire, on 02 November 2017 - 11:09 AM, said:

[mod]

Moved to fan art
just as poetry in its forms
should be seen as art.

[/mod]


What you did there, mod
I see it and nod smiling
Like when I hit R

#12 Bud Crue

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 03:49 PM

View PostXavori, on 02 November 2017 - 12:33 PM, said:


What you did there, mod
I see it and nod smiling
Like when I hit R


Moving your haikus
Was not an act of kindness
It will kill your thread





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