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[Jackal Noble]

Kill
Wolfhounds
Urbanmechs
Assassins

Ooooh Oohh Commandos

[Khobai]

you cant kill an urbanmech, wut?

[Jackal Noble]

Khobai, on 11 December 2017 - 01:01 AM, said:

you cant kill an urbanmech, wut?

How many matches do you play where an urban mech just pirouettes through the team and then is miraculously still alive? I can definitely kill urbanmechs, but it's just odd.

[Kargush]

To kill the Urbie, you must *become* the Urbie.

[The Basilisk]

Matter of perspective me thinks...if the team would not focus that Annihilator that hammers three mechs in the front row with its ACs the Urbie would be toast in seconds.

And honestly since you are the person able to see the Urbie dancing through your team you weren't in the front row where the action should be soooooo it is actually your task to kill that Urbie (or maybe you just where standing in the front row and turned your mech to follow the Urbie....congrats Urbie ....mission successfull and enjoy your meal Annihilator)

Edited by The Basilisk, 11 December 2017 - 01:29 AM.

[Brain Cancer]

JackalBeast, on 11 December 2017 - 12:58 AM, said:

Kill
Wolfhounds
Urbanmechs
Assassins

Ooooh Oohh Commandos

I put a lot of ATMs into them while they're orbiting someone else and watch all the robot bits fall off.

[Juodas Varnas]

Aiming.

[Y E O N N E]

WLF: aim torso and pop the XL. Sometimes they have LFE and that can be code-brown inducing depending on how close the fight is, but usually it's not that close and he's now at 60% firepower and -5 heatsinks and less speed. Alternatively, PPFLD.

UR: Run away, kill his friends, then kill him. Alternatively, PPFLD.

ASN: Depending on how the initial shot goes, same way as the WLF or sweep the legs with lasers. Alternatively, PPFLD.

COM: I just shoot them with lasers. Alternatively, PPFLD.

Basically, gitting gud with PPFLD will cure all of your problems.

[ocular tb]

Go for the legs.

[Lily from animove]

I always feel bad when shooting at urbies. It's like cats were an endangered species and we just shoot their kittens.

but if you want to kill urbies, shoot their balls, they can't 360.

Edited by Lily from animove, 11 December 2017 - 03:10 AM.

[Y E O N N E]

Dual Heavy Gauss cures one of all manner of pests.

Nailing a soaring Mist Lynx with those slugs is orgasmic.

[Jay Leon Hart]

Wolfhounds - torso
Urbanmechs - crotch / legs
Assassins - torso
Commandos - legs

[Wolfways]

Hit them with high damage PPFLD.
If you don't play meta just ignore them and let them kill you and go into another match because lights are god mode in normal QP matches.

[Y E O N N E]

Wolfways, on 11 December 2017 - 03:21 AM, said:

Hit them with high damage PPFLD.
If you don't play meta just ignore them and let them kill you and go into another match because lights are god mode in normal QP matches.

Only if you can't aim, friendo.

[Troa Barton]

JackalBeast, on 11 December 2017 - 12:58 AM, said:

Kill
Wolfhounds
Urbanmechs
Assassins

Ooooh Oohh Commandos

Wolfhounds - Side Torso
Assassins - Legs / rear
Commandos - Legs or whatever you can see as they dry hump your leg.
Urbanmechs - You don't, that's in god's hands.
Locusts - Insults

[Wolfways]

Yeonne Greene, on 11 December 2017 - 03:26 AM, said:

Only if you can't aim, friendo.

Or if you have 20fps.

[Damnedtroll]

Commandos ? just spit on them... if you hit, he's down

Edited by Damnedtroll, 11 December 2017 - 04:26 AM.

[Lily from animove]

Sam Ael, on 11 December 2017 - 04:46 AM, said:

Don't kill a holy Urbanmech unless you want to spend eternity in Terra Therma!

The vulcano gods are already waiting

Edited by Lily from animove, 11 December 2017 - 05:01 AM.

[Kargush]

Lily from animove, on 11 December 2017 - 05:00 AM, said:

The vulcano gods are already waiting

[C E Dwyer]

Kargush, on 11 December 2017 - 06:04 AM, said:

LOL that must be about the only Oglaf strip that can be put here, without it getting taken down and you getting a stiff talking to

Love that dudes work