

The Pottester Epidemic
#1
Posted 05 January 2018 - 08:48 AM
The Pottester has no respect for himself or his teammates and only exists to advance the hard line solo player agenda. They have strong financial backing and pre-order political leverage.
Recent pottests have been on the sharp incline during the loot-bag event. The triple eject run out bounds pottest has devastated top FP unit damage numbers. But, most concerning is the time drain on organized units. Pottesting by refusal to open the gates on siege attack is a serious weapon of will. One member of a top FP unit has expressed his concern only with, "These recent pottests have caused me to look deep inside myself and adjust my play style to include more JJs. I hope jump jets don't get nerfed as a result of us jumping over the gates on defense."
As with any great movement of public opinion, the majority will rule. However, I am taking a stand and recommending that we all take a moment and hug a potato. They have been hugging us for years and we never felt the true meaning.
#2
Posted 05 January 2018 - 08:51 AM
Edited by xX PUG Xx, 05 January 2018 - 05:05 PM.
#3
Posted 05 January 2018 - 10:08 AM
#5
Posted 05 January 2018 - 10:21 AM
Daryl Hannah From Clan Cave Bear, on 05 January 2018 - 08:48 AM, said:
The Pottester has no respect for himself or his teammates and only exists to advance the hard line solo player agenda. They have strong financial backing and pre-order political leverage.
Recent pottests have been on the sharp incline during the loot-bag event. The triple eject run out bounds pottest has devastated top FP unit damage numbers. But, most concerning is the time drain on organized units. Pottesting by refusal to open the gates on siege attack is a serious weapon of will. One member of a top FP unit has expressed his concern only with, "These recent pottests have caused me to look deep inside myself and adjust my play style to include more JJs. I hope jump jets don't get nerfed as a result of us jumping over the gates on defense."
As with any great movement of public opinion, the majority will rule. However, I am taking a stand and recommending that we all take a moment and hug a potato. They have been hugging us for years and we never felt the true meaning.
Please tell me this is zito so i may heap praise on you when i next speak to you in TS.
#6
Posted 05 January 2018 - 03:36 PM
Good thing it was put into the FP forum, it will get many upvotes.
If it was put into Gen Disc we've have half a dozen Wolf loyalists calling for players to be banned for no actual reason.
#7
Posted 05 January 2018 - 03:51 PM
justcallme A S H, on 05 January 2018 - 03:36 PM, said:
Good thing it was put into the FP forum, it will get many upvotes.
If it was put into Gen Disc we've have half a dozen Wolf loyalists calling for players to be banned for no actual reason.
Or people with "Wolf" in their names sending hostile PMs because they don't even know what the actual f*ck they are reading and are getting angry.
True story.
#8
Posted 05 January 2018 - 04:07 PM
I know of 3 others that have had the same... Legit, people are crazy.
#9
Posted 05 January 2018 - 04:38 PM
........this is so getting closed
#10
Posted 05 January 2018 - 04:56 PM
#11
Posted 05 January 2018 - 05:39 PM
#12
Posted 05 January 2018 - 09:08 PM
Thou does not have to be a potato forever today we in House Marik will make you a special offer!
If you sign up for our unpotato'ing program today you receive 1 box of Space Bacon a bacon plushy and a t-shirt with this on it: "proud of being unpotatoed"!
But that's not all if you sign up within 3 days you get a free documentary of our current potatoes being trained and schooled on the way of the potato farmer and last but not least, a recipe book of how to cook your potato's and not choke on them when you become the farmer!

#13
Posted 05 January 2018 - 10:38 PM
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