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[Tank]

I probably gonna be beaten up by band of urbies for this. But I think they taste just like chiken. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Tank, on 31 March 2018 - 11:09 PM, said:

I probably gonna be beaten up by band of urbies for this. But I think they taste just like chiken. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Just like snake or alligator.

[Kalimaster]

I have to admit, I've never had any gator.

Do Porg drop eggs (wait, sorry, Easter is over). lol

Maybe Chewie can answer that one, I think he had to deal with a couple of freaked out Porg in the Falcon.

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Kalimaster, on 03 April 2018 - 10:34 AM, said:

I have to admit, I've never had any gator.

Do Porg drop eggs (wait, sorry, Easter is over). lol

Maybe Chewie can answer that one, I think he had to deal with a couple of freaked out Porg in the Falcon.

One of the blessings of Red Neck family members down South, they kill almost everything that moves and propane grill or deep fry in peanut oil, or pan fry it. I have eaten Deer,Turkey,Snake, Boar, and Alligator. As of yet no Porg.

Edited by Spare Parts Bin, 03 April 2018 - 02:51 PM.

[Zergling]

Porg

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Zergling, on 04 April 2018 - 03:06 AM, said:

Porg

Funny stuff there but it is still cannibalism. Ewwwwww!

[Kalimaster]

So, what does gator taste like.....anything like Porg? Or do we know yet?

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Kalimaster, on 04 April 2018 - 08:59 AM, said:

So, what does gator taste like.....anything like Porg? Or do we know yet?

Nope, I have never experienced Porg.

[Kalimaster]

Just for fun I went to a fast food place and asked for a Porg Sandwich. The clerk said, "I don't think we have Pork.". I then made sure she understood that I was saying Porg. So they got a manager who assured me that every burger sold is made out of 100% beef.....

How hard is it to get a Porg Sandwich.....If Luke Skywalker can have one, why can't I have one...

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Kalimaster, on 07 April 2018 - 11:05 AM, said:

Just for fun I went to a fast food place and asked for a Porg Sandwich. The clerk said, "I don't think we have Pork.". I then made sure she understood that I was saying Porg. So they got a manager who assured me that every burger sold is made out of 100% beef.....

How hard is it to get a Porg Sandwich.....If Luke Skywalker can have one, why can't I have one...

But Luke had one in a galaxy far far away.

[Kalimaster]

Luke has an X-Wing with hyperdrive. He could bring me one.

Years ago there used to be a commercial where an elderly lady would go through a Drive Thru Lane and shout: "Where's the Beef!".

I want to know: "Where's the Porg!".

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Kalimaster, on 09 April 2018 - 09:45 AM, said:

Luke has an X-Wing with hyperdrive. He could bring me one.

Years ago there used to be a commercial where an elderly lady would go through a Drive Thru Lane and shout: "Where's the Beef!".

I want to know: "Where's the Porg!".

I remember that Wendy's commercial, it spawned t-shirts,etc. We need Porg the Other White Meat bumper stickers.

[Kalimaster]

Porg....the other white meat.

Cows holding signs...eat more Chicken.
Chickens holding signs...eat more Porg.
What is the world coming to......

Edited by Kalimaster, 09 April 2018 - 02:59 PM.

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Kalimaster, on 09 April 2018 - 02:30 PM, said:

Porg....the other white meat.

Cows holding signs...eat more Chicken.
Chickens holding signs...eat more Porg.
What is the world coming to......

I guess Alligators holding signs saying Eat moar Porg!

[Kalimaster]

The only Alligator sign I've ever seen had something to do with their mating season. Don't ask.

If a Porg were to meet the Borg
Or if the Borg met the Porg
On the planet Sorg
Would they find a lost Zorg

[Lily from animove]

thats what you get when you get disney-ised.




but porglets on a stick like this?



sounds perfectly delicious.

Kalimaster, on 10 April 2018 - 07:53 AM, said:

The only Alligator sign I've ever seen had something to do with their mating season. Don't ask.

If a Porg were to meet the Borg
Or if the Borg met the Porg
On the planet Sorg
Would they find a lost Zorg

Nah, zorg exploded, we all saw that, and the borg skip inferior species, they only assimilate worthy ones. And I do not know of Porgs able to fly to space. So they never met on Sorg in first place.


But:
roasted crispy and with spice,
nothing ever tastes so nice.
Porglings on a stick,
a true gourmets pick.

Edited by Lily from animove, 12 April 2018 - 12:12 AM.

[Kalimaster]

Thanks Lily, now you've made me hungry.....and not one Porg in sight. I fear I'm gonna starve.....

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Kalimaster, on 11 April 2018 - 03:13 PM, said:

Thanks Lily, now you've made me hungry.....and not one Porg in sight. I fear I'm gonna starve.....

I feel the same way about my inability to obtain fresh White Castle cheeseburgers.

[Kalimaster]

White Castle, okay, now your hitting below the belt, or above it if your not on a deit.....lol

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Kalimaster, on 13 April 2018 - 07:41 AM, said:

White Castle, okay, now your hitting below the belt, or above it if your not on a deit.....lol

I used to work for a company that required me to travel to a city that had a White Castle. One day a week I would gorge on sliders. I now do not work for that company. To add insult to injury the closest White Castle closed 3-5 years ago. To obtain fresh sliders requires an hour and twenty minute drive one way.

Needless to say,Porg is on a list of substances I can not obtain.

Edited by Spare Parts Bin, 13 April 2018 - 06:42 PM.