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#1 Dragonporn

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 06:48 PM

Which ones are, in your opinion, absolute embodiment of manliness, masculinity and brutality in a mech design?

I'll go first:
- King Crab, I named my Gitstompa, it looks, walks and fights cruel, completely and utterly brutal mech from any possible angle.
- Roughneck, my go-to god-of-war mech, a brawlers wet dream. And it is manly, from inside out, it makes you FEEL it, with every step and pull of the trigger.
- Blood Asp, looks like a dude on steroids, who lives in a gym. Its gangsta-walk is one of a kind and whole selling point. Looking at it walking animation is mesmerizing.

Now, your turn, bois.
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Edited by Dragonporn, 03 August 2018 - 06:49 PM.


#2 FupDup

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 06:58 PM

Atlas, should be pretty self-explanatory.

#3 Athom83

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 07:29 PM

Cyclops.

#4 Bohxim

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 07:31 PM

Marauders, ESP the iic. They look like they work out and are ready to tackle anyone with a wrestling maneuver

#5 Brenden

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 08:07 PM

Urbanmech.

#6 El Bandito

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 08:09 PM

IS Hunchies are absolute pimps. I could watch it swag walk all day long in 3PV.

#7 Tetatae Squawkins

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 08:19 PM

Some versions of the Stalker are basically a walking *****. Does that count?

#8 LordNothing

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 08:38 PM

the fury, because unlike most jenners it kept its gun.

#9 Maddermax

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 01:05 AM

Armour? Weapons? Real men don’t need that s***.

locust all the way.

/also, stupidest thread ever, they’re androgynous robots for goodness sake

#10 Mystere

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 04:44 AM

Boys and their toys, what can I say? <smh>

#11 Alexandra Hekmatyar

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 06:02 AM

Catapult K2 cause it doesn't have to show it's masculinity to whoop the show offs bums. :P

#12 Dragonporn

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 02:11 PM

View PostMaddermax, on 04 August 2018 - 01:05 AM, said:

/also, stupidest thread ever, they’re androgynous robots for goodness sake

That's where you're wrong, my friend. This Crab here:
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As you can see, is a boy!

#13 Toothless

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 02:20 PM

Uh Pillager I guess? Devastator? The Cialis?

#14 Gladiolix

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 02:40 PM

This is not even a contest. Atlas is the manliest mech of all time

#15 MadHornet

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 02:40 PM

Commando. Absolutely shredded.

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#16 Heavenward

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 02:47 PM

Locust - Because size is'nt everything!

#17 Brizna

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 03:37 PM

View PostHeavenward, on 04 August 2018 - 02:47 PM, said:

Locust - Because size is'nt everything!


Locust because size IS everything!

#18 El Bandito

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Posted 04 August 2018 - 03:39 PM

View PostGladiolix, on 04 August 2018 - 02:40 PM, said:

This is not even a contest. Atlas is the manliest mech of all time


Not with that booty sway. It's a girl. Posted Image


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Edited by El Bandito, 04 August 2018 - 03:44 PM.


#19 Tordin

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 05:57 AM

Shadow Hawk and Marauder for me.

#20 Funky Bacon

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Posted 05 August 2018 - 01:57 PM

The Awesome. You got the beer belly, the gorilla arms and then the musk that comes with sitting in what is essentially a sauna on legs while firing your weapons.

Edited by Funky Bacon, 05 August 2018 - 01:58 PM.






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