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[rawasch]

Bomb Disposal Wolfhound

[Thadeus Furey]

[byter75]

Dr Griffin is here to help with his defibrillator in hand.

[matro78]

[Avalhar]

You all know what is like to dream about becoming a tank engine when you grow up?
Well... Even mechs dream about it.
I present to You... Thomas, the Awesome wannabe tank engine. He even produces smoke!

[Flesh Gunship]

2864, in a primary school somewhere in Alshain, year II, section C

Teacher: "And you, Hugh Lander, who do want to be when you grow up?"

Hugh Lander (a lil' child-mech with many freckles that are eventually going to turn into LRM launch tubes): "I- I-, I wanna be..."


"...an OCULIST!"



and here he is!




PS read the entries without wearing glasses of any type
PPS dont even dare to zoom the image
PPS except for the last (but you can guess it easily) they are readable with no issues
PPPS before judging/voting, i recommend actual lurmers to read this. In return, I'll read this.

Happy contest everyone!

Edited by Flesh Gunship, 23 October 2018 - 10:19 AM.

[Shanrak]

Fire fighter: one who fights fire with fire

[PyrotechnicPanda]

Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia
The giant redwood!
The larch!
The fir!
The mighty scots pine!

With my girlie by my side, we'd sing, sing, sing...

I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OK

Edited by PyrotechnicPanda, 23 October 2018 - 10:25 AM.

[Dran Dragore]

wish i had one when needed...

[tee5]

It is a Police Officer:

[a frying pan to the CT]

Lumberjack, with requisite flannel and chainsaw. Axe is there just to feel manly.

[Ruediger Steiner]

Support our troops!

[turdburglir]

The President of the United States of Trump™

[SoulRcannon]

Introducing the sexy nurse Urbie, complete with laser scalpels and suppository launchers:

Edited by BattleCannon, 23 October 2018 - 11:23 AM.

[Kamelot RaDr]

Bloody Surgeon)

[Horseman]

I like this thread. Police, lumberjacks, medics... and nobody remembers the one profession they should be scared of.

Aww roight, ya primitive screwheads.Time to take out the trash! Say hello to the janitor - and his broomstick!

Edited by Horseman, 23 October 2018 - 12:37 PM.

[Ryana]

Field engineer

[Lord Vain McPayne]

Professional Punching Bag

[TheFreedom1696]

Father Urbie is ready for your... final confession.

[LGB I Agree - Quote JB 2021]

Heavy D-Struction Worker