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When you think of quality, reliability, and innovation in the field of military hardware, you think of Defiance Industries.
Don't lie, we know you do.
Don't even lie to us.
We also know that ain't no way in hell your rear end can afford that DI sh*t. You ain't no house regulars, you ain't no "17th Armored Bullsh*t Battalion", you some broke-rear end backwater militia motherf**kers, pirates all rolling up on your sh*t with a one-armed Rifleman and y'all p*ssin on y'all selves like the most scandalous of b*tches. DI ain't sellin sh*t to you. Hell, if we had any reputation to maintain, we ain't be sellin sh*t to you, neither.
We Quickscell, though. Ain't got no reputation to maintain, so let's do this thing.
Manticore, motherf**ker! Fusion engine! PPC! I could go on about missiles and lasers and sh*t but I'm gonna stop right here, cuz' I see you already talking to your people, trying to see how many tons of space potatoes and space cows and space bootleg sneakers you can scrape together to trade for this sh*t right here. Well, don't think too hard, now, because we already got a deal.
You heard me. We got you. Let's do this thing. Just don't come b*tchin at us when that fusion engine runs outta diesel or that PPC jams on a shell casing or your boy can't fit his fat self in that little-rear end laser turret above the tread. That ain't even our fault he fat.
You want product support? You want spare parts and extended warranties and sh*t? You want a company with a fixed address? You best call DI.
We Quickscell. You get what you pay for, and y'all ain't paid for sh*t.
Edited by VYCanis, 25 December 2011 - 12:23 PM.
