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[Jack Booted Thug]

Beginning of match: Spread out and cap!!

[InspectorG]

"Thinking man's shooter"

[Koniving]

Jack Booted Thug, on 08 February 2019 - 05:57 PM, said:

Beginning of match: Spread out and cap!!

Beginning of match: stick together and we'll win.

Outcome 1: immediately everyone goes top speed leaving half the team behind and everyone is fed piecemeal to the Fleas Locusts and Piranhas (metaphorically and sometimes literally).

Outcome 2: They actually stuck together but are situationally unaware and as such while they all Chase 1 or 2 or even 4 enemies....the other 8 to 11 come up behind them and despite the first or second guy to die screaming "they are behind us" noone notices and the last guy thinks the team abandoned him.

[Steel Raven]

When a Assault sees a Piranha

[Prototelis]

https://leaderboard....ch?u=Prototelis

[Mister Glitchdragon]

Airborne's first jump. Sarge tells him, "On the red light, you jump. Your chute will open automatically. If it doesn't, pull the rip cord; your reserve will deploy. There will be a truck in the landing zone to take you back to camp."

Red light goes on. Airborne jumps. His chute doesn't open. He pulls the rip cord. Nothing happens. Plummeting to his death and blacking out, his last thought is, "I'll bet that ******* truck isn't down there, either."

[B L O O D W I T C H]

Couple of weeks back i tried proving a point about quickplay.

Played a jenner IIC on mining only using 1 mouse button, the A and the W key. Had to do a couple of spins but topped out @ 300 damage.
If that's not a joke i don't know what is.

[PhilTKaswahl]

Toha Heavy Industries, on 09 February 2019 - 12:11 AM, said:

Couple of weeks back i tried proving a point about quickplay.

Played a jenner IIC on mining only using 1 mouse button, the A and the W key. Had to do a couple of spins but topped out @ 300 damage.
If that's not a joke i don't know what is.

I now want to try this on my 6ML Cicada 2A.

[WrathOfDeadguy]

"Matchmaker."

[PhilTKaswahl]

WrathOfDeadguy, on 09 February 2019 - 12:25 AM, said:

"Matchmaker."

Well I did end up on a game where one guy requested that he get the last blow on his girlfriend (or was it wife?) who ended up on the other team . . .

[Zephrym]

I saw a YouTube clip on how to attach more rear armour to your mech to counter piranhas...........it was riveting.

[The6thMessenger]

Lol Stalker

[Burning2nd]

lol damn man.. My A1c can do better then that

[LordNothing]

qp is the joke.

[eminus]

Beginning of the match

ASSAULT MECH#1 : Alpha strike....in front of lance mech
ASSAULT MECH#2 : Why did you shot me in the back
ASSAULT MECH#1 : was trying my weapons

[Roughneck45]

Still the best joke

[Mister Glitchdragon]

Roughneck45, on 10 February 2019 - 08:23 PM, said:

Still the best joke

Ah, the good old days. Now the Atlas is on the therapist's couch, sniveling about how everyone always leaves him behind.

[JediPanther]

Jenners are too small and OP and they need more nerfs.

[Oils]

Pirannhas are broken

Assassins are broken

any "enemy" mech is OP

[A Really Old Clan Dude]

That person who has played 1000+ games who still shouts every game

"I'm a NOOB, go easy on me"