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#1 MischiefSC

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 07:55 PM

Because sometimes it gets lost in translation this whole thread is just intended to be jokes. Not mean, just humor.

I saw this joke and it summed up QP strategy pretty well for me.

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Two rednecks flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the Pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we are?"

Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."


Post your best QP joke.

Edited by MischiefSC, 07 February 2019 - 07:56 PM.


#2 thievingmagpi

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:00 PM

watching C O M P L E X do 2k damage and the team still loses.

#3 FupDup

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:02 PM

Plan?

#4 GeminiWolf

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:19 PM

How many potato's does it take to Nascar around Canyon Network center?

#5 K O Z A K

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:31 PM

View PostGeminiWolf, on 07 February 2019 - 08:19 PM, said:

How many potato's does it take to Nascar around Canyon Network center?


doesn't matter, your lrm charlie lance will still be in the outer canyon

#6 The6thMessenger

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:34 PM

Hold Locks Plz.

#7 Steel Raven

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:40 PM

When you realize your the only one in the push....


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Posted 07 February 2019 - 08:50 PM

Map and mode voting.

#9 Wil McCullough

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:05 PM

There's a really long story about the little red raven. Not mine though.

https://mwomercs.com...ttle-red-raven/

#10 Vellron2005

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 11:40 PM

A Laservomit Hellbringer rushes a SunSpider LRM boat - gets killed by it's machine guns.

#11 PhoenixFire55

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:09 AM

QUICK-play?

#12 Burning2nd

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:24 AM

last night,

player says on team chat,

"counternascar"

i reply

" you dont have enough XP to request counternascar"

I go to match chat,

" This guy wants to counter nascar,"

other team

lol GOOD LUCK!

#13 PhilTKaswahl

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:38 AM

From what I remember the few times I ended up on the same team as him in tiers 5 and 4, and sometimes still in 3, RWTumbleweed seems to be playing one. Usually goes around "shotcalling" in a Locust PB or an ECM Raven but rarely shoots back and/or overextends and gets ****** up by the enemy team. His calls also hindered more than helped more often than not.

Can't tell if he's a dedicated troll purposely ******* with lower tiers or if he's just that bad.

Edited by PhilTKaswahl, 08 February 2019 - 01:39 AM.


#14 Teenage Mutant Ninja Urbie

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 02:13 AM

"a thinking man's shooter"

oh wait, here's another one, since we're talking the yolo-que:

"teamplay ftw"

I could go on, but that may give a salty impression Posted Image

Edited by Teenage Mutant Ninja Urbie, 08 February 2019 - 02:13 AM.


#15 Acersecomic

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 05:12 AM

GLHF

#16 Novakaine

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 10:12 AM

"Teamwork is op and I guess we didn't $%%^&*^%$(*&* use it!!!!!!"

#17 Bud Crue

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 11:34 AM

A tactical, 'Mech-based online shooter set in the rich BattleTech Universe.

That is what it says to describe this here arena shooter when you click on the GAME tab up top.

Now that's funny.

#18 lobsterhierarchy

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 11:41 AM

I have those fun trolly moments running a heavy gauss carrier where a light mech thinks he’s totally OP and can just face tank me.

Needless to say, double heavy gauss cures that form of cancer. Honestly you can just see the tiny mech stop and look up at you before they hit the R key and start shooting. I imagine their screen turns gray and “teenage wasteland” starts playing...

“You might not know it but this piranha is me, let me tell you my story of how I got in the crosshairs of a dual heavy gauss Slepnir” XD

#19 Grus

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 01:20 PM

Sync drops dont effect gameplay.

#20 Burning2nd

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Posted 08 February 2019 - 02:13 PM

View PostPhilTKaswahl, on 08 February 2019 - 01:38 AM, said:

From what I remember the few times I ended up on the same team as him in tiers 5 and 4, and sometimes still in 3,


that must have been 5+ years ago.. and i never had a Pb lct in tiers 5 4 or 3...





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