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[Dionnsai]

[Mystere]

The wire, the corpse, or both?

[FupDup]

Mystere, on 28 March 2019 - 02:25 PM, said:

The wire, the corpse, or both?

Yes.

[Dionnsai]

Don't forget the pun.

[Ensaine]

Give 'em a break.. .they're on a tight budget.......

[B L O O D W I T C H]

yea.. no..

[LT. HARDCASE]

Clearly a doctored photo. Not enough spaghetti.

[VonBruinwald]

Ensaine, on 28 March 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

Give 'em a break.. .they're on a tight budget.......

They can't even afford a cleaner:

[LordNothing]

all server side calculations are done by slide rule by a room full of human trafficking victims interns.

so every time your warhawk ppc alpha goes through a mech, thats because of one the human trafficking victims interns passed out from malnutrition, exhaustion and/or blood loss.

Edited by LordNothing, 28 March 2019 - 05:08 PM.

[VonBruinwald]

LordNothing, on 28 March 2019 - 05:05 PM, said:

all server side calculations are done by slide rule by a room full of human trafficking victims interns.

so every time your warhawk ppc alpha goes through a mech, thats because of one the human trafficking victims interns passed out from malnutrition, exhaustion and/or blood loss.

I never realise they used apple's servers

[Bombast]

Ensaine, on 28 March 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

Give 'em a break.. .they're on a tight budget.......

I'm having a heart attack right now.

[InspectorG]

Dionnsai, on 28 March 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

Those fluorescent lights are just barbaric!

[GeminiWolf]

The servers were down? huh. I didn't notice I was too busy with ESO. Maybe the Quecbecians are staging a revolution to secede from the rest of Canada and holding PGI's servers hostage in Montreal.

[FRAGTAST1C]

LordNothing, on 28 March 2019 - 05:05 PM, said:

so every time your warhawk ppc alpha goes through a mech, thats because of one the human trafficking victims interns passed out from malnutrition, exhaustion and/or blood loss.

You mean to tell me that there's a switchboard where human trafficking victims interns connect the wires so that your shots register and if the human trafficking victims interns miss one, you don't do any damage?

[dante245]

Dionnsai, on 28 March 2019 - 02:22 PM, said:

lol....

[lobsterhierarchy]

That’s a lie, Russ is already drunk enough to trip himself!

[Novakaine]

Nope the official PGI server farm.

[GeminiWolf]

Pretty sure this is the setup...

[General Solo]

Dat the Modem

Here the server

[Anjian]

Maybe something like this. What a mess.

(Ironically, this particular piece of hardware laid the foundation for a major tech empire.)