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#1 Kalimaster

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 07:25 AM

I am starting to see why other countries really don't take the United States seriously. We are so concerned about a cow blast that it's not even funny anymore, or in arresting some 11 year old kid in Florida for a toot.

So here it is. Invite the House for a press conference on global warming because of toots. As a token of appreciation, offer a prepress meal. Broccoli and cheese soup made from powdered cheese, spam on crackers, and fresh spring Chinese cabbage rolls. Make sure the microphones are on, and let the good times rip.

Note that no beef is to be served, after all, don't want it to offend anyone.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 07:57 AM

As per usual, Kali, your randomness is oddly brilliant and makes me smile .
Always so worth reading your stuffs :)

#3 Kalimaster

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 11:33 AM

Thanks. I guess I never learned how to think inside the box. Perhaps that's why I don't work for the government.

I just can't help it as random stuff pop's into my head.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 06:15 PM

if they really wanted to solve global warming they would throw all the money they spent on gas getting to the climate change conference at fusion research.





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