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[Katrina Steiner]

I was playing guitar on Rocksmith while waiting for a FP match and the lyrics just hit me.

This song goes out to all of my MWO family and the strategery we all have grown to love.

This is sang while listening to "The Clash's Rock the Casbah" with the volume turned up to 11. Enjoy!


Now the Archon told the Clanners
You have to let that Nascar die
The round and round of battles
Has everyone thinking why
The Archon drove her atlas
She went cruisin down alpine hill
The Clanners were a standing
On the atlas' grille

Archon dont like it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar
Archon dont like it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar

By order of the Archon
We ban those Nascar clowns
Degenerate the pilots
With those crazy Nascar rounds
But the Clanners they brought out
All the mediums and the lights
The pilots began turning
Making 4 hard rights
As soon as the Archon had cleared the field
They began to wail

Archon dont like it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar
Archon dont like it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar

Now over at Solaris
Oh they really pack em in
The Comstar techs say its cool
To dig that Nascar win
But as the mechs changed direction
You could smell the battle burn
The pilots caught a wiff
Of those crazy Nascar turns

Archon dont like it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar
Archon dont like it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar

The Archon called up her mechwarriors
She said you better earn your pay
Drop your arties between the Clanners
Fist them the Steiner way
As soon as the Archon was chaffeured outta there
The mechwarriors tuned to the cockpit radio blare
As soon as the Archon was outta their hair
The mechwarriors wailed

Archon dont like it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar
Archon dont like it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar
Archon dont like it
She thinks its not kosher
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar
Archon dont like it
Fundamentally she can't take it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar
Archon dont like it
You know she really hates it
Stop the Nascar
Stop the Nascar...


copyright Kartina Steiner 3016

[Teenage Mutant Ninja Urbie]

I'll go with the classics and add 'KISS'


" I ..
wanna run around aaaall nihihight
-and nascar every day."

Edited by Teenage Mutant Ninja Urbie, 24 June 2021 - 07:00 AM.

[Alex Morgaine]

We didn't start the fire it was always burning as the nascar was turning

[MechNexus]

I think this would fit better.

[FupDup]

Doesn't really apply since the game's development stopped but still.

Edited by FupDup, 24 June 2021 - 04:27 PM.

[Ekson Valdez]

Moved this topic to the more fitting subforum Fan Art

[R I N G I N G E A R S]

Awesome!!!