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[TimberJon]

And they stare at each other in turn. What happens?

[Jager Wolf]

The Marauder is the only one to walk out. The other two have to be sold for scrap!

It also goes without saying that the last thing the Timber Wolf would hear is the Marauder saying "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!"

Edited by Jager Wolf, 19 June 2012 - 03:18 PM.

[Cerlin]

The Catapult jumpjets through the roof because he doesnt like close quarters. The Marauder and the Timberwolf go at it, and since it is close quarters the Marauder gets the upper hand, until the barkeep throws a Molotov cocktail on it because he is a Clan Wolf Sympathizer.

The End.

Edited by Cerlin, 19 June 2012 - 03:14 PM.

[BlindProphet]

They probably don't even realize what they're looking at since they didn't even recognize there was a building in their way and just walked into it...

[Frostiken]

The Marauder dissolves into the pile of Unseen crap it is, and the dust floats back to whatever horrific anime it came out of.

[TimberJon]

Haha! Great stuff! I really didn't have a good end to this one. It just dawned on me that these three belonged in this kind of joke.

[Anubis132]

And all of the Mad Cat's friends jump out of their hiding places with horns and party hats, and a banner that says HAPPY FAMILY REUNION on it.

The Mad Cat, having been separated from its family its entire life, comprehends what he has walked into and looks at the Catapult and Marauder and says "Mom? Dad??"

[Frostiken]

TimberJon, on 19 June 2012 - 03:06 PM, said:

And they stare at each other in turn. What happens?

The Timberwolf says "U mad, Cat?"

[Rayah]

I ask which one's the mom and who's the dad? 'Cause I know who the kid is...

[KageRyuu]

Frostiken, on 19 June 2012 - 03:17 PM, said:

The Marauder dissolves into the pile of Unseen crap it is, and the dust floats back to whatever horrific anime it came out of.

And with it the Timber Wolf, because the Timber Wolf wouldn't have existed without inspiration from both the Marauder and Catapult.

[Project_Mercy]

The Marauder punches the catapult in the humongous cockpit, rips off the missile pods and slaps them on, and then the Timberwolf and the Marad-Cat decide they're family and they hold hands and skip off to Solaris to elope and have little LB-X babies.

[Jager Wolf]

Another possible outcome would be that after seeing the Catapult and Timber Wolf together in the same bar the Marauder slowly looks around, notices the bar is somewhat "gender specific" and backs out slowly after realizing he walked into the wrong joint.

Just sayin, it coud happen.

[DeathGuardOO14]

Frostiken, on 19 June 2012 - 03:17 PM, said:

The Marauder dissolves into the pile of Unseen crap it is, and the dust floats back to whatever horrific anime it came out of.

Got a real wisenheimer here. I bet you hate poor Urbs too.

[Shadowscythe]

the Marauder and Catapult yell, "Get the CLANNER!"...............................then they both enjoy the rest of the day

Edited by Shadowscythe, 19 June 2012 - 03:35 PM.

[Jukebox1986]

Shadowscythe, on 19 June 2012 - 03:35 PM, said:

the Marauder and Catapult yell, "Get the CLANNER!"...............................then they both enjoy the rest of the day

I like the sound of this...

[Kenshar]

Timberwolf tell the catapult "I'm your father."

[Jukebox1986]

Kenshar, on 19 June 2012 - 03:39 PM, said:

Timberwolf tell the catapult "I'm your father."

you mean the other way around, or?

[Fugu]

Marauder: "Hey, remember that time we made fun of that Hunchback for having hands?"

Timber Wolf: "Like how they're useless and stuff?"

Catapult: "I can't grab my beer!"

Marauder: "Exactly..."