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#1 MustrumRidcully

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Posted 28 January 2023 - 01:19 PM

Dear Will of Kali,

If you threaten me and my crew one more time because your terrible intel is requiring me to spend even more time dealing with that radicalized subfaction of yours and with your annoying fanatics, I will, after I've fulfilled all my contractual obligations as required by the Mercenary Review Board Standards & Practice, make it a personal mission to hunt you down and blow you up inside whatever damned Temple you probably built on the backs of your superstitious, mislead and exploited believers.

Sincerely,
Mercenary Commander Mason

PS: My legal advisor tells me that I should mention that I will not break that precious NDA we signed as part of the MRB standard contract, in case any legal successors remain of that fracking doomsday cult of yours and could file a complaint, after I've dealt with you.





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