Love them all. My idea for next one should be Kratos vs Thor!!!
Heres Who won in each rap battle.
1:John lennon vs Bill o'reilly winner John Lennon
2. Vader vs Hitler winner vader
3 Chuck norris vs abe lincoln winner sry but abe lincoln overall Chuck Start was not that good.
4.Sarah Plain vs Lady Gaga winner tie
5. Kim jong il vs hulk hogan and macho man winner Kim Jong il
6. Justin Bieber vs Beethoven winner Beethoven by far
7. Albert einstein vs stephen hawking winner stephen hawking
8 Easter Bunny vs Khan. winner Khan
9. Napoleon vs Napoleon winner Napoleon Bonaparte
10. Billy Mays Vs Ben Franklin winner Washe wow Guy
11. Gandalf vs Dumbledore winner Gandalf by vote but im saying tie.
12. Dr Seuss vs Shakespear. winner Shakespear
13. MR T VS MR Rogers winner MR Rogers but only because of the end.
14.Columbus vs Captain Kirk winner Columbus
15 Nicepeter vs Epiclloyd. winner both of them
16. Hitler vs Vader 2 winner by Rap Hitler but Vader Cheated and used a rancor pit.
17 Leonidas vs Master Chief winner YOU Deside. but i think it was Leonidas because he hit harder when he rap.
all of what I said is who won by my idea and other people.
Heres Who won in each rap battle.
...Alicorn edition!
1. John Lennon vs Bill O'reilly - John Lennon. I guess. I didn't like this one.
2. Vader vs Hitler - Hitler.
3. Chuck Norris vs Abe Lincoln - Chuck Norris.
4. Sarah Plain vs Lady Gaga - double failure.
5. Kim jong il vs Hulk Hogan and Macho Man - Kim Jong il.
6. Justin Bieber vs Beethoven - Beethoven.
7. Albert einstein vs Stephen Hawking - Both! I want it again!
8 Easter Bunny vs Khan - Khan.
9. Napoleon vs Napoleon - er... Not sure.
10. Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin - Ben Franklin.
11. Gandalf vs Dumbledore - Gandalf.
12. Dr Seuss vs Shakespear - Shakespear. Things 1 and 2 was a mistake.
13. Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers - Mr. Rogers.
14.Columbus vs Captain Kirk - Columbus.
15 Nicepeter vs Epiclloyd - I take no position here.
16. Hitler vs Vader II - Hitler again.
17. Leonidas vs Master Chief - Leonidas.
18. Wright Brothers vs Mario Brothers - Wright Brothers.
We need some epic beards in here though - Darwin vs Marx.
While sitting here I decided, to keep inline with the theme -
instead of listing numerically, I needed to rap my reasons properly.
Spoiler
Now I’m no rapper myself -
and my skills should stay to the shelf -
but when a battle goes bad, it’s not like I’m performing surgery.
Kirk, you were a travesty! Your verse makes no sense to me!
You left earth before rap was invented – leaving Columbus completely undented!
I’ll flip tables till I’ve vented, like Beethoven flips pianos -
a positive grade-A rage concerto!
If you thought Hulk could one up that muscle –
you’re wrong! Half-pint Koreans beat him in a tussel!
The tag team doesn’t work. Just ask Billy Mays!
Ben Franklin dropped stoves on him to number his days!
Now I hear he’s dead as Palin’s political prospects –
but both she and Gaga failed like fail one and fail two!
Cat, here’s a clue: when backup needs backup, it’s fixing to be ground into glue!
Seuss, your children love you, but when you need to up your game –
go talk to Mr. Rodgers – maybe then you won’t be so lame.
But he’d kick you out like Mr. T, then where would you be?
Sitting on a stump with Easter’s big jump.
However, Khan got there first – no more Easter vacation.
He wasn’t “hunting wabbits-” he was calling extermination!
But Ghengis, the thing is, half a win ain’t enough.
To be rap royalty, you’ve gotta be tough.
Tell you what, don’t you believe in magic?
Then talk to Gandalf – grey or white, both will do.
And here I’ll be dropping a spoiler:
(Gandalf burns Dumbledor – no need for a sequel!)
And there’s still a French runt, trying to prove he’s an equal.
And his dynamite rival – who’s fighting for survival.
Listen up Napoly D.: I don’t know what’s worse -
your ugly face or your flat verse.
I’ve heard more emotion in a hearse, but the very thought of looking at you hurts.
And Lenon – you’re high. And O’reilly is pissed.
You had a chance to win, but ran off like a bitch!
Just when I lost hope, there was a familiar hiss –
of a broken resperator, Vader could be my savior!
Then Hitler came from nowhere and set off all the alarms.
Then Chuck Norris burst from the ashes, like a vengeful phoenix –
and started laying down some powerful edicts.
“To win in this game, you have to be this high.”
But Albert E and the Hawk didn’t even have to try.
Leionidas’ Sparta kick gave him the lift –
To join Hitler and the il as rulers with lyrical gift.
And as for the song of brotherly love –
Mario, were you too high to notice you're being shelled from above?
This isn't quite an epic rap battle, but NicePeter (the guy who makes ERBs) did a rap with another person on Youtube about Jack Sparrow. While we're waiting for the next Epic Rap Battle I guess you can check it out.
Just updating with the last two recent ones. Can't link more than 2 media in 1 post so can't edit these in the last one. Woops someone already added the Mario one and didn't notice. Taking it out.
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Thorolf Kylesson, on 04 February 2012 - 05:33 AM, said:
