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Brenden, on 19 January 2012 - 09:03 AM, said:

If I could ask...who is The Stig and what are you talking about? Just got back from winter's break and just now resettling in.

Test driver from Top Gear, he never speaks and never takes off his helmet or jumpsuit, the other hosts of the show treat him like he's a minor deity.

Dev909, on 18 January 2012 - 10:11 PM, said:

You dont ask what The Stig pilots because he can pilot anything perfectly! His piloting modifier would be a 0 and if he had a gunnery to boot since this is "Mechjock Stig" just like theres "Trucker Stig" then I would say his gunnery would be minimum 0/2/4 if not 0/0/2.

The Stig has no modifiers, he is one with his machine.

[Morashtak]

The Stig is a character in the British motoring television show Top Gear.

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

The Stig would fall in love with any mech that had MASC.

[Zakatak]

How fast do you guys reckon a Locust LCT-6M could lap Nurburgring? 188mph is pretty damn fast.

[Yogibear24]

He would be able to take out 20 Atlases using only a raven......with almost no armor.

[WMC Gomez]

Some say that he is the illegitimate father of the Battlemech..... and that Kai Allard-Liao is Solaris champion only because he isn't allowed on planet anymore... all i know is that he is called The Stig!

[Sheogorath]

Some say that he too, has the phantom mech ability, and that he invented the lyran recon unit.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Some say that he wears orthopedic Double Heatsinks...

...and, he doesn't believe in the existence of The Periphery...

[Chembot]

Some say he had MASC induced myomers implanted in his pelvis to keep up with the demands from the thousands of MechBunnies sexual advances during the annual Solaris Olympiad..

Others say his part time gig as The Bounty Hunter, is just for pocket cash..

All we know is, he's called The Stig!

[Felicitatem Parco]

Some say that he's actually the first Elemental prototype...

...and his only drinking buddy is Duncan Fisher.

[Sheogorath]

Some say that he only knows two facts about Hanse Davion, and they are both wrong....

... and that he once managed to overheat a stock Locust.

[Felicitatem Parco]

Some say that his favorite color is 330 nanometers...

... and that the NAIS disavows all knowlege of his existence...

[SovietKoshka]

DUDE

[Datum]

Some say he worships an Urbanmech Buddha (not unlike some of the people on this forum )
and that he likes his myomers with Tabasco sauce

[fleshwoundNPG]

Some say the Catapult was styled after his genetalia...

...and that if he ran Microsoft he would have had MechWarrior 5 programmed and released.

[MilitantMonk]

The whole mystique around the Stig is very similar to Battletech's very own Bounty Hunter...coincidence? I think not!

[Felicitatem Parco]

Some say that he haunts Camelot Base to this day...

... and, all of his mating rituals involve a Targeting Computer...

[Strum Wealh]

Some say that he once operated racing cars on Earth during the early 21st century...

...and that his sitting in a BattleMech's cockpit after painting it red makes it three times faster...

[Felicitatem Parco]

Some say that his custom Jenner has a limited-slip diff...

... and that he thinks Triple-Strength Myomer is a kind of sauce.

[Datum]

Some say that he raises flocks of Jenners as a hobby...
...And that his mechs are piloted entirely by hipthrusting
All we know is, he's called BattleStig.