Welcome to the KWSN (Knights Who Say Ni!). We are currently recruiting pilots.
Not Wombats.
This is a Wombat:

If you resemble this picture, you are NOT welcome.
All others are.
Please note, the Ostriches have been dismissed. They kept pecking the new recruits. We apologise for any damage, but there will be no remittances.
Thank you for your time.
For more information, contact Chuckie, or follow the link in my signature.
Make Note, we are a NO DRAMA LLAMA group of adults {seriously, we're old enough, if not mature enough
