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#561 Fetladral

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 04:45 AM

View Post3Xtr3m3, on 19 April 2012 - 07:53 PM, said:

Clan Ghost Bear announces "You must pass a rite of initiation by killing a Ghost Bear" in order to join their Clan.

Polar Bear numbers worldwide decrease drastically.

Starting with the easy ones in large city zoos.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and the World Wildlife Federation are outraged.

And there is a backlash against MW:O. Game is shut down pending a commitee hearing before Congress.


I think you mean People for the Eating of Tastey Animals. Because we ALL know thats what PETA really stands for.

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 04:59 AM

:D
But anyway you put it. Be nice to the Polar Bears. :(

Ghost Bears are quite tasty with the right recipe though. Start by searing them with Lasers or PPCs. Then slow roast with Flamers. Yum :rolleyes:

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:17 PM

View Post3Xtr3m3, on 20 April 2012 - 04:59 AM, said:

:D
But anyway you put it. Be nice to the Polar Bears. :(

Ghost Bears are quite tasty with the right recipe though. Start by searing them with Lasers or PPCs. Then slow roast with Flamers. Yum :rolleyes:


Throw some garlic in with some mead as a tennderizer and your good. Maybe a bourbon bbq sauce?

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:43 PM

View PostMaddMaxx, on 19 April 2012 - 09:35 AM, said:

Wild Speculation: Folks will actually Read and finally Understand how the MWO MechLab works as it stands as of yesterday!!!! Maybe!!!! Some chance???

Dude, we're going for stuff that's vaguely plausible here. You're just being ridiculous! :rolleyes:

View Post3Xtr3m3, on 19 April 2012 - 07:53 PM, said:

Clan Ghost Bear announces "You must pass a rite of initiation by killing a Ghost Bear" in order to join their Clan. Polar Bear numbers worldwide decrease drastically. Starting with the easy ones in large city zoos. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and the World Wildlife Federation are outraged. And there is a backlash against MW:O. Game is shut down pending a commitee hearing before Congress.

Yeah, because Congress cares. Polar Bear extinction would just be an excuse to eliminate refuges and drill for more oil. Meanwhile, prices will still stay at $4 a gallon, and we'll continue to borrow money from China because of heavy subsidies to heavy campaign contributors, until we run out of resources and officially become a slave state.

Well, except the richest 0.5% of Americans who'll just run off to Europe and be welcomed with open arms for their money (despite however many wars and ecological disasters they might be directly responsible for.)

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 01:38 PM

What is this China and Europe you speak of? There is only America. It is known.

Katrina Steiner will be involved in a adult video scandal and the paparrazzi will follow her everywhere destroying what little privacy she has.

Wait hasn't most of that already happened? oh well.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 05:15 PM

I think I will just leave this here.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 05:35 PM

In order to make MW:O even more manly the devs will pay homage to early 1970's scifi movies

by basing the MechWarrior combat uniform on an iconic Sean Connery costume.


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Posted 21 April 2012 - 06:03 PM

View PostMorashtak, on 21 April 2012 - 05:35 PM, said:

In order to make MW:O even more manly the devs will pay homage to early 1970's scifi movies

by basing the MechWarrior combat uniform on an iconic Sean Connery costume.




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I found leaked gameplay footage!

It looks like they're going with the 1989 Mechwarrior DOS graphics for a retro feel... :D

Edited by Solis Obscuri, 21 April 2012 - 06:04 PM.


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Posted 21 April 2012 - 07:13 PM

Oh my.

That is just so wrong, on so many levels.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 03:17 PM

View PostFetladral, on 18 April 2012 - 10:14 AM, said:

instead of the jihad MW:O will become Furby Online at the time the jihad starts. Paul will also turn into the overlord of Furbie's

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Or it could be that every mech will be replaced by Furbanmechs (no images available) that have an AC10 on one arm and shoot lasers from their eyes completeing your childhood nightmare's.


Urbanmechs will come with custom paint job that turns them into fur covered Battlemechs with beaks.
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View PostProgram_024, on 18 April 2012 - 02:57 PM, said:

In this entire thread, I'm surprised this bit didn't show up!

My speculation is that there will be voice commands, mics, kinect, whatever, and in order to execute any attack, you must declare your attack. And if you Alpha Strike, you must scream it out with a suitable volume. If you don't your mech explodes dramatically. This includes DFA and melee combat too


Its there, trust me. Some where around page 15.

View PostMaddMaxx, on 19 April 2012 - 09:35 AM, said:

Wild Speculation: Folks will actually Read and finally Understand how the MWO MechLab works as it stands as of yesterday!!!! Maybe!!!! Some chance???

View Post3Xtr3m3, on 19 April 2012 - 07:53 PM, said:

Clan Ghost Bear announces "You must pass a rite of initiation by killing a Ghost Bear" in order to join their Clan.

Polar Bear numbers worldwide decrease drastically.

Starting with the easy ones in large city zoos.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and the World Wildlife Federation are outraged.

And there is a backlash against MW:O. Game is shut down pending a commitee hearing before Congress.


Clan smoke Jaguar will dot he same with black panthers.

Jaguar potential members will drasticly decrease.

Turtle bay will never happen and Smoke Jaguar will be destroyed long before Tukkayid.

View PostSolis Obscuri, on 21 April 2012 - 06:03 PM, said:

I found leaked gameplay footage!

It looks like they're going with the 1989 Mechwarrior DOS graphics for a retro feel... :rolleyes:


I'm not quite sure what I just watched, but i'm starting to think i cant leave this thread alone for more then a day or two..

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:31 AM

View PostSolis Obscuri, on 21 April 2012 - 06:03 PM, said:

I found leaked gameplay footage!

It looks like they're going with the 1989 Mechwarrior DOS graphics for a retro feel... <_<

Made me laugh hard... But why did the devs decide to change the appearance of the Atlas again? Ans since when does the Atlas have JJs? Weird... but again, it's not going to be our father's Mechwarrior :P

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:49 AM

I still think this game find its way to Steam in a way or another.

Edited by Carebear, 23 April 2012 - 09:50 AM.


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 02:23 PM

All clan mechwarriors will have instant-iWin buttons installed in place of triggers. These are designed to break after 3 "game years".
FRR pilots will be forced to speak with French accents. At least, for a while.
L-C pilots that speak with Scottish accents will have access to LAMB's.
Kuritan pilots will have access to special attacks, by pressing < > < > Kick Kick Kick, and \/ \/> > punch.
Marik pilots will have access to special attacks by mashing the keyboard.
Liao pilots, will have special access to normal attacks.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 02:58 PM

View PostHythos, on 23 April 2012 - 02:23 PM, said:

All clan mechwarriors will have instant-iWin buttons installed in place of triggers. These are designed to break after 3 "game years".
FRR pilots will be forced to speak with French accents. At least, for a while.
L-C pilots that speak with Scottish accents will have access to LAMB's.
Kuritan pilots will have access to special attacks, by pressing < > < > Kick Kick Kick, and \/ \/> > punch.
Marik pilots will have access to special attacks by mashing the keyboard.
Liao pilots, will have special access to normal attacks.

LAMBS.. Light Armor Maybe Beams?

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 03:01 PM

View PostOmigir, on 23 April 2012 - 02:58 PM, said:

LAMBS.. Light Armor Maybe Beams?

Light Armor Maintained by Best iality

Edited by Solis Obscuri, 23 April 2012 - 03:03 PM.


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 03:13 PM

View PostOmigir, on 23 April 2012 - 02:58 PM, said:

LAMBS.. Light Armor Maybe Beams?

Just remember, if a member of house Steiner treats their LAMB right, eventually it becomes a SHEEP.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 03:38 PM

View Post3Xtr3m3, on 19 April 2012 - 07:53 PM, said:

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals and the World Wildlife Federation are outraged.

I thought it was People Eating Tasty Animals. Oops, maybe I shouldn't post this... TOO LATE!

EDIT: L.A.M.B.S.---Light (meal) Already Made, Beans (and) Steak. Done.

Edited by FACEman Peck, 23 April 2012 - 03:41 PM.


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:17 PM

View PostHythos, on 23 April 2012 - 02:23 PM, said:

All clan mechwarriors will have instant-iWin buttons installed in place of triggers. These are designed to break after 3 "game years".
FRR pilots will be forced to speak with French accents. At least, for a while.
L-C pilots that speak with Scottish accents will have access to LAMB's.
Kuritan pilots will have access to special attacks, by pressing < > < > Kick Kick Kick, and \/ \/> > punch.
Marik pilots will have access to special attacks by mashing the keyboard.
Liao pilots, will have special access to normal attacks.


wait why is the FRR speaking with french accents when we are from the SCANDANAVIAN countries (mainly finland, norway and sweden)

View PostFACEman Peck, on 23 April 2012 - 03:38 PM, said:

I thought it was People Eating Tasty Animals. Oops, maybe I shouldn't post this... TOO LATE!

EDIT: L.A.M.B.S. ---Light (meal) Already Made, Beans (and) Steak. Done.


Everyone knows its actually People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. It's why they want to end animal cruelty so animals are more tasty

L.A.M.B.S --- Liao Armorworks Made Better Sandwiches

Edited by Fetladral, 23 April 2012 - 04:25 PM.


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:34 PM

View PostFetladral, on 23 April 2012 - 04:17 PM, said:

Everyone knows its actually People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. It's why they want to end animal cruelty so animals are more tasty

But I always thought it was the sweet, sweet taste of suffering that made animals taste so good!

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:07 PM

View PostRamien, on 23 April 2012 - 03:13 PM, said:

Just remember, if a member of house Steiner treats their LAMB right, eventually it becomes a SHEEP.

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