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[Damon Howe]

-Refer to all mechs as "she", "her", and "baby".
-Perform an original dance solo in a mech to "Light My Fire".
-Paint a dragon to look like a real dragon and rig it to have dual flamers come out of it's 'mouth'.
---Send above unit to fight against the dracs.

[Ralinos]

Nickname my mech using only vowels.

[Volkite]

In the FRR I am allowed to
- Weld shields to the flanks of my dropships.
- Freak out when I can't see either a planet I know is habitable OR a Jumpship.
- line the outer surface of my coolant vest with fur, skulls, and such.
- Rename my conquered worlds with such names as Eyjafjoküll.
- Boss everyone named Carl around.
- Take a break mid-battle to ****.

[Travers]

-Refer to myself as a Northman, even if I'm from the southern hemisphere.
-Have friends whose names are all based on Something the Something (Herger the Joyous, Hagar the Horrible etc)
-Find a fat, huge bosmed blonde woman in a winged helmet and carry her off on the shoulder of my HCT-5S
-Quaff mead out of the skulls of my dead enimies
-Grow sutch an expansive beard, that it looks as though I've attempted to eat a bear and left it's backside hanging out.

[Volkite]

- Drink the coolant fluid when the beer and mead runs out.
- 'recycle' said coolant when it passes through my system... should I live.
- Use the Flamer on my Flashman to cook the spitroast when on a long outguard post.
- Call all Kurita soldiers DovahKiin.
- Call the best tech in my hangar Technoviking.
- Fry steaks on my Flashman after battle when the Flamer thing isn't allowed anymore.

[Dihm]

Put a top hat on my Commando.

[Trireaper]

Dihm, on 24 February 2012 - 07:55 AM, said:

Put a top hat on my Commando.

Hmm I wonder where THAT idea came from

[Volkite]

Quote

I wonder there that idea came from

/tg/? The monacle? hahahaaaa
Also! Allowed to swear in whatever language I want as loudly and often as I can\\want when taking any hits.
Over the open channel.

Edited by Merovigian, 24 February 2012 - 08:12 AM.

[Dihm]

The monocle and Garth's usage of the Queen's English.

Edited by Dihm, 24 February 2012 - 07:18 PM.

[Orcinus]

Dihm, on 24 February 2012 - 07:55 AM, said:

Put a top hat on my Commando.

Pic or it didn't happen.

(Gotta spread the love)

Dihm, on 24 February 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:

The manacle and Garth's usage of the Queen's English.

There's the manacle, and then there's the monocle...

Now back on topic:

• Be a grammatical/spelling ***** while harboring a passive-aggressive hatred of the English language.

[Damon Howe]

-Give my enemies free wenches...that are armed to the teeth to kill said enemies in their sleep.

Commando wenches ftw.

[Watchit]

Join the Occupy Rasalhague movement

[Kenyon Burguess]

form a lance with beaker, the swedish chef and animal and actually understand which one of them is calling the targets on vent

[Dihm]

Orcinus, on 24 February 2012 - 03:07 PM, said:

There's the manacle, and then there's the monocle...

I don't know what you're talking about.

Watchit, on 24 February 2012 - 04:58 PM, said:

Join the Occupy Rasalhague movement

Edited by Dihm, 24 February 2012 - 07:27 PM.

[Damon Howe]

Watchit, on 24 February 2012 - 04:58 PM, said:

Join the Occupy Rasalhague movement

...actually, I'm pretty sure we still frown on that.

Edited by Damon Howe, 24 February 2012 - 08:43 PM.

[Watchit]

How 'bout we join the Occupy Draconis Combine? I'll meet you there in my Centurion!

[Anthill]

I'm allowed to:

=Devote Criticals to Mead Storage

=Have Live Bears in my Cockpit

=Cook Goat On My Heatsinks

=Have Fur Studded Chain Mail as a Mech Armor Type.

[Convaras Bloodskorn]

We don't just have live bears in our cockpits, they pilot too.

[Watchit]

in fact bears are fully functioning members of society in the FRR! dont discriminate!

[Duke Pitt]

Replace my entire weapons load out with axes/hatchets.

Put horns on my cockpit.

Listen to even MORE viking metal.

Defeat clanners (for as long as possible) and Dracs.