16 replies to this topic

[Stealth Raptor]

Is your day constantly getting ruined by long toms? do the constant one shots to stupid range make you see red? never fear fellow kuritans, for we have a solution for you! for 500 US dollars, you too can experience the joy it is to shove long toms down the enemies throat!


or you can just watch this match:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xw19FlPn_Q

Edited by Stealth Raptor, 20 April 2016 - 08:47 AM.

[Conreg]

Thanks Stealth Raptor! With the NS LT Return Policy, I can send those Long Toms right back to the enemy team! Now every day is a good day if their is a purple cloud over my head!

Hah hah!

[Crockdaddy]

I love the NS Long Tom return policy, it has made my shopping experience much more pleasant experience! A Dear Coordinator likes to say, shop local, shop with House Kurita!

Edited by Crockdaddy, 20 April 2016 - 12:29 PM.

[multisoul]

real nice i managed take 4 with me when long tom fired on my pos.

[QueenBlade]

228 helped return many Long Tom shells last night back to Clan Jade Falcon. Nearly 80 enemy mechs were destroyed in the 4 drops that Long Toms were active.

No heavy and assault friendly mechs were harmed, just lights... poor poor light mechs.

[Crockdaddy]

QueenBlade, on 21 April 2016 - 11:37 AM, said:

228 helped return many Long Tom shells last night back to Clan Jade Falcon. Nearly 80 enemy mechs were destroyed in the 4 drops that Long Toms were active.

No heavy and assault friendly mechs were harmed, just lights... poor poor light mechs.

Dear Coordinator is delighted to hear how successfully his Long Tom return policy is working!

[KrocodockleTheBooBoxLoader-GetIn]

Long Tom needs to go

[MovinTarget]

Krocodockle, on 23 April 2016 - 11:31 AM, said:

Long Tom needs to go

And go they do... right back at the enemies that sent them...

[John McHobo]

Thank you, Dear Great Coordinator!

[mikerso]

Krocodockle, on 23 April 2016 - 11:31 AM, said:

Long Tom needs to go

Are you kidding, I would pack 2 arties in my mech for extra efficiency.

Edited by mikerso, 23 April 2016 - 12:54 PM.

[KrocodockleTheBooBoxLoader-GetIn]

Long Tom - because Pugs had too much of a chance

[Carnifax]

Long toms should be on a longer timer they can wipe an entire team to easily as if going against clan mechs with same number of IS wasnt tough enough

[Ade the Rare]

The video is a thing of beauty. I salute you

EDIT: Does anyone know what targetting parameters the current Long Tom uses? Is it just the closest mech to the objective, or is it the biggest concentration in one place?

I swear it decided to ******* up once when I was well away from the main push...

Edited by AdetheRare, 01 May 2016 - 01:15 PM.

[MovinTarget]

It still hurts after nerf... but we were able to get a win last night using the return to sender approach.

Edited by MovinTarget, 01 May 2016 - 01:19 PM.

[Midnight Hamster]

Tom took out 21 of the enemy on my last match and even though some might think funny I feel its terribly op

I mean 21 mechs seriously its horrendous seen 7 drop in a clash front of gate next mech I get jumped by 5 I went down then all 5 went boom.. It never seemed to miss even taking out singles it made the match far too easy and was over too quickly IMO

[dervishx5]

Right now they are human guided cruise missiles.

Dear Coordinator has provided us with Ohka. Our enemies call them baka bombs; but we carry death swiftly to our enemies with the Divine Wind. Only a fool would not use this gift.

[Crockdaddy]

QueenBlade, on 21 April 2016 - 11:37 AM, said:

228 helped return many Long Tom shells last night back to Clan Jade Falcon. Nearly 80 enemy mechs were destroyed in the 4 drops that Long Toms were active.

No heavy and assault friendly mechs were harmed, just lights... poor poor light mechs.

Dear Coordinator wishes me to express his sincere condolences to you and affirms his appreciation of your units service to the Draconis Combine (bows 30 degrees).