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40,000 Hunchbacks
Forty-thousand Hunchbacks couldn't make me change my mind,
If I had to make the choice to go in Active or run blind.
I know just where my feet should go and that's enough for me,
So I turned around and shut it down, and slithered down the street...
Hadn't traveled very far when suddenly I saw
Two dropships a-setting down upon a distant shore.
So lighting up my ECM I followed in persuit,
and found a secret cave where they had stashed their salvaged loot...
Filling up my pockets, even stuffed it up my nose,
I must have weighed a hundred tons between my head and toes.
I ventured forth before the Dawn had time to change it's mind,
And deep beneith the ground I found a market clandestine...
Laying down my treasure before the Ferrous gates,
Quickly rang the bell hoping I hadn't come too late.
But someone came along and told me not to waste my time,
And when I asked him who he was, he said "Just look behind..."
So I turned around and forty-thousand Hunchbacks hit the dirt
With AC/20 shotguns each and, man, it really hurt,
but luckily for me they had to stop and then reload,
and by the time they'd done that I was heading down the road...
Edited by Prosperity Park, 23 February 2012 - 04:50 PM.
