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[Logi]

It is not about size. It´s all about speed and how you want me to use it

[Kantoken]

Itchypantz, on 09 September 2012 - 04:49 PM, said:

If I had any skill at all with pickup lines, I probably wouldn't be sitting here alone posting on video game sites...

Your forumname isn't helping either

[Domoneky]

Hey girl, Let me get access to your MechBay

[Blackfire1]

* What do you say we go home and play bury the hatchman.
* I got a long tom with your name on.
* I just popped an actuator, mind taking me home from some R&R
* How about a Solaris Battle and a F@#%? (No) What you don't like Solaris Battles?
* I have Triple Strength Myonmer in entire body. I do three times the damage with every thrust when things get heated.
* I'm a Magic Man, My mechs got Magic hands.
* No case no brace.
* I want you to dropship on my chest. No? ok then.

[Lincoln Stern]

Jeez woman.. stop standing so close. my coolant vest can;t take it much longer

You can tell i'm kurita.. after we are done, you'll praise the 5 Pillars too

Edited by Lincoln Stern, 15 September 2012 - 03:35 AM.

[Coralld]

"Alright, for this to work correctly I need you to call several more of your girl friends in order for us to play with my C3 unit.".

[Hayashi]

octatonic, on 10 September 2012 - 03:11 PM, said:

You remind me of a small laser, you weight like, half a ton You should probably excercise more, really.

[Domoneky]

Baby, I'm gonna show you the meaning of 'All Systems Nominal'....

[Aetam]

I'm like a flamer. I can go forever without a cooldown and if you come close I will set us both on fire.

[Gun Bear]

I'd flush coolant into your heatsink.

I hear Jenner Pilots do it from behind.

[Blackfire1]

Gun Bear, on 16 September 2012 - 10:03 AM, said:

I hear Jenner Pilots do it from behind.

hahaha that awesome. but wouldn't it be all light mech pilots?

[Project Dark Fox]

Blackfire1, on 16 September 2012 - 08:14 PM, said:

hahaha that awesome. but wouldn't it be all light mech pilots?

Nah, I hear Ravens just like to jam it in.

[mechasword]

Is that hardware in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

[bikerbass77]

An award should be made for anyone who can get laid using these pick-up lines. Video (non-*****) or it didn't happen.

[Domoneky]

Heh Heh funny thing is Hans....I used it on JavSS first then we decided to make this thread.

[Maveric]

Blackfire1, on 09 September 2012 - 05:20 PM, said:

* You wana take a look at my Large Pulse Laser? It fires at will.

Who is Will?

[Nakuru]

"Wanna see my XL engine? I've got all the size and speed without the extra weight."

[Maggitron]

I'm a girl playing Mechwarrior and some of those pick up lines are so great, I'd have to give in XD! You all crack me up.

[mechasword]

OMG OMG A GIRL CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER, ADDRESS AND PANTIES?

[Coralld]

(Guys) "You are so hot my dear, here, let me top you off with some of my special coolant."

(Girls) "If you thought flamethrowers were hot, I can make your reactor explode all night long."

Edited by Coralld, 18 September 2012 - 08:20 PM.